"Nnoo matter how mmuch I like..."

"staring at Sam whenn he's half-naaked," Abigail takes a long moment to look you up and down, "we dooo have a-*hic*-a game to finisssh."

With that, the group gets back into the swing of the boss battle, you trying your best to ignore your exposure, and having a hard time of it with the embarrassing way forty entranced eyes were glued to your almost completely nude body.

The Barbarian swings her axe, running clear across the throne room, heartily screaming nonsense, and collides hard with the Mindflayer, you, the Ranger shoot a magic trick-shot off the chandelier to debuff your foe, and serve as an effective diversion for the Rogue's devastating sneak attack, which this time, connects, pushing the injured villain into a corner.

"Kaledon nears deffeat, but, stilll stannds strong, th' injuries-*hic* harming, yet not slowwing th' devioouus illithid. Inn his right hannnd a ceremonnial daggerrr gloows, in hs' left a corussscating balll of pyoore magic energy whirlls tu-*hic*tumultuously."

You hear a loud wolf-whistle directed at you, and feel the cool, air-conditioned breeze tickle your bare skin as The Wizard and Bard team up for one final attack; an illusory fireball that would defeat your foe for good! "Kaaa, mee, haa, mee- Haaa!" Yolanda and Scout chant in unison, gleefully rolling dice as they did, and land a natural 17.

Abigail only smiles, "Mwahahaha! Did you acktually beleeve an *hic* attack on myy minnd would work? The onne powwer against which I amm totally immune? Thannks for giiving me an openning for my finisshhing blow! *hic* Kaledon rushes over to the Ranger and Barbarian, stabbing and blasting them, respectively," The DM rolls a couple dice behind her screen and says, looking straight at you with an evil, drunken grin, "killing them."

Scout pulls on and snaps Tammy's bra strap against her back, causing her to yelp, as you feel Yolanda's fingertips snake their way into the waistband of your tight briefs, and quiver at the thought of losing your last piece of clothing, winding up stripped naked in the middle of a whole store filled with women. Women who were all starting intently at you, knowing full well what was going to happen next.

Gulping and blushing, as Abigail sizes you up with a self-satisfied look on her **** face, you realize just how much of a coincidence it was that only you and Tammy got successfully hit three times in a row...