"Yes, but it is a mistake. Can I borrow your phone?

"A mistake? But you are booked in for two weeks, we were waiting for you!" Said the old man.

"No I mean, I'm not a nudist!" Replied Mackenzie.

"Oh pumpkin, we often have people coming here, away from home for their first experience. You will feel accepted here, we are a big family and there are a lot of people your age to have fun with." Said the nice old lady, lifting her saggy boobs from the ledger to open it to the last page.

"No you don't understand, a friend pulled a prank on me, she sent me here without telling me what it was! I'd just like to use your phone to call a ride and get home." She explained.

"Oh I'm sorry but this is a retreat here, we don’t allow the outside world to trouble our guest. We don't use phones and cellphones aren't allowed inside, neither are computers, tv, radios or any of those modern thinguies." Replied the old man.

"You have no phone ? How do you contact the outside ?" She asked.

"There is a bus coming in every week or two. And there is the supply truck every month, the driver also bring us our mail." Replied the lady.

"Do you have a car ? Could I get a ride back to town ?" She tried.

"Oh his old mustang is in the garage, he's been working on it for the last 20 years, maybe in 20 more it will be ready to run." She replied.

"Now please sign the ledger and go change behind the curtain, we will put your things in storage." Offered the old man.