One Month Later

A month later, I was added to a group chat with Paige and Lucy. I hadn’t spoken to them since the situation.

PAIGE: Hey!

LUCY: How have you been?

ME: Hey guys....y’know. Hanging in there.

LUCY: Good to hear!

PAIGE: Look, we’re sorry that everyone in our grade found out you have a tiny penis

LUCY: LMAO

PAIGE: Shit haha

ME: ...

PAIGE: Sorry buddy, I just meant... it’s not that small

LUCY: lmao maybe for a baby

PAIGE: HAHA true

ME: Okay goodbye.

LUCY: NO NO WAIT

PAIGE: WE’RE SORRY

LUCY: we wanted to invite you over to hang out

PAIGE: we want to make it up to you for humiliating you

ME: really?

LUCY: yeah, we heard so many girls talk about how they’d never date someone if they had a micropenis like you, and we felt really bad

ME: ugh I don’t have a micropenis

PAIGE: whatever. Anyway, we are really really sorry. So come to my house on Saturday!

LUCY: We’ll rlly make it up to you.

PAIGE: yeah!!

I hesitated to answer. I don’t know what I was thinking. I’m mortified that they’ll humiliate me, but they sound kind of genuine. And these girls are my friends. And they’re so hot. They’re also the only girls who have seen me naked, so what could I have to lose.

ME: Alright.

PAIGE: yes!! You won’t regret it

LUCY: see you Saturday!!