One Month Later (Alt)

A month later and I was surprised to get a message to join a group chat with those two cunts.

‘I knew I forgot something...’

PAIGE: Hey!

LUCY: How have you been?

ME: What do you care? I thought I told you two to fuck off.

LUCY: Come on dude don’t be like that!!

PAIGE: Look, we’re sorry that everyone found out you have a tiny penis

LUCY: LMAO

PAIGE: Shit haha

ME: ... really?

PAIGE: Sorry buddy, I just meant... it’s not that small

LUCY: Maybe for a baby

PAIGE: HAHA true

ME: Okay goodbye...

LUCY: NO NO WAIT

PAIGE: WE’RE SORRY

LUCY: We want to fix this!!!

PAIGE: We want to make it up to you for humiliating you.

ME: Seriously?

LUCY: Yeah, we heard so many girls talk about how they’d never date someone if they had a micropenis like you.

ME: *Sigh* You two have no clue do you?

PAIGE: Well whatever. Anyway, we are really really sorry. So come to my house on Saturday!

LUCY: We’ll rlly make it up to you.

PAIGE: yeah totally!!

I hesitated to answer... for a few seconds before I decided to answer back.

ME: You humiliated me in front of all those people and now I can’t go anywhere without people mocking me. You two bitches aren’t my friends anymore!!! Hell, you probably think I’m that stupid to trust you two. GO TO HELL

PAIGE: Wait Sam

LUCY: Seriously wait!!

*Delete Conversation?*

YES

(Credit for chapter idea - Clemons68)