No

Lois said truthfully, then realized she couldn't just leave it at that. Maria was invested now. Her reporter's instincts were kicking in...all she had to do was tell the barmaid a story. One that she'd want to believe, that would get her on her side.

"The thing is I had this...girlfriend." Lois admitted. "Who does porn. There was an accident."

"Oooh," Maria said, giving Lois' tit a squeeze. "You have to tell me everything!"

"Let's call her...Lana," Lois said. "We had met back in university. She used to do webcam shows...earn a few extra bucks to help supplement what she got at Hooters. Pay for textbooks, and a few extras." The reporter licked her lips. "From Kansas. Grew up on a farm. Auburn hair, blue eyes, freckles...tits fit for a herd of cows...not overweight, but curvy in all the right places, if you know what I mean."

"Yeah," Maria said, one finger tracing a circle on Lois' belly button. "I do. Little pooch of a belly, I bet. All soft."

"That's right. We'd had a little fun, but nothing serious. I didn't see her again after graduation...not until a few months back. We bumped into each other at a club...and kind of hit it off." Lois knew she needed to sell it, and did her best to think dirty thoughts, hoping to raise a blush. Staring at Maria's tits, somehow, made it rise, right across the bridge of her nose.

"It wasn't love, but we were having fun. We'd hit up the club, once or twice a week. Go out dancing. Usually end up in bed. It was four or five 'dates' before she told me that she was in porn."

Maria's finger was circling lower and lower on Lois' belly, and she knew she had the barmaid's attention.

"Originally, she'd just been behind the camera. Shooting. Then somebody got her in front of the camera...I never asked how many she did, but I got the impression she was pacing herself. Like the webcam shows, just a little extra money here and there." Lois scowled. "And I thought it was all girl-girl."

Maria's fingers brushed through Lois' bush, heading south.

"So one night, she just shows up at my place. Drunk and high. Reeking of sex. I was just going to put her to bed but...she tried to kiss me. A stumbling, drunk kiss. **** and clumsy, which wasn't like her, and I could smell something on her breath, but I didn't think of that. Because she was very good, even drunk."

The barmaid's fingers slid past Lois' clit, until it rested between the knuckles of her pointer and index fingers, which were spreading her lips...

"She could be aggressive in the bedroom, and I let her. I let her take off my panties, and push my leg up over my head...and she hiked up the skirt she was wearing, and there was no underwear underneath, just her bald pussy, all slimy...and it was like scissoring, as she pressed her cunt to mine, but it was more like she was grinding into me. Like I was a fuckdoll, a piece of meat that she was using to get off...and she was so wet, I never even thought about it. As Lana humped me, those big hips slamming forward..."

Two fingers plunged into Lois' vagina, curled around the clitoris.

"She told me later that she'd just come from a shoot. A gangbang. Ten guys had creampied inside of her. Lara had gotten high to loosen up for it...'straight for pay' is what she called it...and right after it was done, she'd come over to my place, because in all that fucking she hadn't gotten off, not once. And she was too stoned or stupid to think about all the sperm swimming around in her snatch, as she pressed it into mine...and a couple weeks later, my period is late. So I got a test."

Lois gasped, and Maria grabbed her tit harder.

"And now you're pregnant." Maria finished for her. "Well, I got a baby shower gift for you, mama-to-be..."