Missed it by that much.

As Wanda reaches the branch begins to shake violently. The chainsaw had just made contact with the tree. The shaking knocks Wanda off balance and she felt herself beginning to fall. In desperation, Wanda reached out for something to catch herself with before she went crashing to the ground. Suddenly Wanda stopped falling. Confused Wanda looked up to see her outstretched arms leveraged against the open window.

"Oh thank God," Wanda said. She was saved from the painful and embarrassing fate of falling back down to earth in front of Herb. Unfortunately, Wanda's luck was about to run out. For the weight Wanda had just placed on the sliding window caused it to descent

"oh no. no. no. no. No. No. NO!" The bedroom window was shut with a thud, followed by a metallic 'clank' of it locking from the inside. If someone were inside at that time, they would see a women, face filled with despair, mouthing "Why?" in anguish. However Wanda didn't have time to relish in her horrible situation as Herb was still cutting down the tree. The branches violent shakes eventually caused her to lose her footing. She once again felt a falling sensation until the branch slammed into the thigh gap between Wanda's legs. She only had a moment to release a primal grunt of pain before she began to fall forward into the branches leaves. Immediately her survival instincts kicked in, causing Wanda hug the leaves and wrap her legs around the branch for support. She wasn't sure how long she could hold on, but then Herb suddenly stopped cutting down the tree.

"Oh hey Dennis, how are you doing?" Herb Asked.

"Pretty swell all things considered." Dennis said walking onto Herbs backyard. "hey you know were the Maximoffs went. Their house is empty."

"Oh I think they went on some kind of family camping trip. Vision was telling me about it. He sounded pretty excited."

"Ha those crazy Maximoffs always getting into wacky adventures. What do you think they're doing at camp?"

Wanda stayed silent, her lips pursed, as the too men engaged in conversation about her family. The branch had stopped shaking, but Wanda's weight had bent it to the point that the poor girl was basically hanging upside down with her head at eye level. If either of the people in front of her turned their heads slightly, they would get an eyeful and curvy redhead clinging to a tree branch stark naked.

"So what are you up to Herb?" Dennis asked after plenty of small talk.

"Oh this. Just doing a favor for Vision," Herb said getting Wanda's attention. "We says this tree keeps waking Wanda up when it's windy, so I'm cutting it down."

"That sounds like Vision. Always putting his wife first."

Damn it Vis! You and your thoughtful personality.

Wanda had no idea what to do. Her Mind was completely blank. Their was no way she could get out of this situation without getting seen.

"Well it looks like you're almost done," Dennis claimed, "At this point some strong wind would knock that tree down."

"Nah," Herb replied leaning against the trunk, "This old tree touch it will take a lot more to WHAO!"

Herb stumbled as he fell off the tree. His weight had been enough to break the rest of the trunk casuing the tree to begin to fall onto Herb's yard. As it fell Dennis yells out, "TIMBER!" Which was good for Wanda as it drowned out her terrified screams. When the great oak finaly hit the ground the impact sent a massive whiplash into Wanda's branch causing it to fling the naked bombshell into the air, over Herb's yard and onto the next yard.

I HOPE THERE'S SOMETHING SOFT FOR ME TO LAND ON!!!