A Bounce House

Wanda fell face down into a different yard. She expected to land hard into the dirt, but instead hit a leather-esque substance that cushioned her fall. Not only that the **** pushed back against her fall sending her 5 feet back into the air. This gave her a chance to examine her surroundings. Wanda looked down to see she had landing in a castle themed bounce house. The second time she landed the same thing happened but she was barely sent a foot this time. After this bouncing stopped Wanda laid there for a second. Even though the Bounce house had cushioned her fall, it had still done some damage. The leather exterior tough so Wanda's great fall had felt like doing a massive belly flop. She rolled over and rubbed her stomach for a second before finally siting up.

Alright. I definitely don't remember any shows where the wife was thrown naked across the neighbor's yard. What is going on?

Wanda crawled to the bounce houses entrance and peeked out. She saw yet another backyard although this one was a little different. This one was filled with picnic tables and balloons. She also saw a small stage, slip and slide, and a toolshed. To Wanda's left was a house with a banner on it reading, 'Happy Birthday Jimmy'. Wanda had fallen into some kids birthday party!

Thankfully it appeared the party hadn't started yet and the backyard was empty. This gave Wanda an opportunity to to get out of their without being seen. She looked around trying to figure out the best route back to her own home when something caught her eye. On the small stage that had been set up was a Close Up Magician kit. The same on she and Vision had used in the For the Children talent show. The kit featured many treats and came with magicians and magician's assistants outfit.

If I can get over there I might be able to find something to wear. Then I can get out of this nightmare.

Looking around to make sure no one was looking, Wanda crawls out of the bounce house on all fours. She quickly stands back up and, while hugging her breasts with both hands , starts jogging to the magic set. Upon arrival she hides behind the kit box so no one potentially in the house could see her. She placings her hands on latches and immediately unlocked them.

"Please please please," She whispered to herself as she did so.

Finally Wanda swung open the box and revealed its contents. Inside, right on top, was the exact same bodysuit and tights she had worn when the world was still black and white. She paused for a moment and looked at it.

"Huh red. Who knew?" she said to herself.

She swiftly grabbed the outfit and began putting it on. It turned out to be her exact size.

You got to love that TV quality convenience.

After Wanda finished getting dressed she stood up and looked at herself. This skintight Assistants outfit wasn't really something one would wear on a stroll around the neighborhood but it was better then nothing. Wanda went to close the box when she noticed something strange. Inside the box, underneath where her bodysuit had been was a perfectly ordinary wedding dress. At least physically ordinary. What was weird about this dress was the way it was folded. The gown part of the dress had been rolled up into the top part, and the sleeves had been stuffed into the shoulders. What was weirdest of all was all this was done in a way so the dress was still wearable. After thinking about this weirdness for longer then necessary, Wanda napped out of it, closed the box and took the first few steps on her journey home. Or so she thought.

"Hey," A voice said, "Where do you think you're going?"

Wanda froze. She turned her head and saw a man with black slicked back hair and a pencil mustache. He was dressed in a suit and vest with a top hat and cape. Wanda had been caught by the magician.

"Umm," Was all she could muster to stay.

"Don't umm me," The magician said, "First you refuse to come to rehearsal or even meet in person. Then you cancel at the last minute, forcing me to rework my entire act and now you think you can just scuttle away after actually showing up. No way missy. We're doing this act. So are you with me?"

Wanda paused for a moment. He thought she was his actual assistant. That left Wanda with two choices. Either explain the situation and hope this very stressed out man lets her keep the outfit or do the show with him and sneak away when no one's looking.