Open Window, Second Floor

After looking around for a few minutes, Wanda finally saw it. On the other end of her house, the second floor window into her and Vision's bedroom was open. Not only that but right next to the window was a conveniently placed tree branch that Wanda could easily use as a bridge.

Ok. Now that's more like it.

Wanda carefully tiptoed across her yard, hugging her breasts for cover. Unfortunately the tree was not in her yard in was in their neighbor Hurb's yard. Wanda pressed her front against the dividing fence and raised herself on her toes so she could just barely see into the neighboring yard. Hurb was no were to be found, but that could change at any moment. Wanda quickly climbed up and hopped the fence with a level of skill one wouldn't expect from a housewife. Upon landing she froze for a second. Wanda Maximoff was butt naked in her neighbor's back yard, Such a scandalous occurrence would definitely spread throughout the Neighborhood, if not the whole town. Snapping out of it, Wanda approached the tree and started climbing. The branches of the tree were like a ladder making it easy for Wanda to get to the branch leading to her salvation.

Finally Wanda arrived at the correct branch, she climbed on and use both her hands and feet to balance herself on it. After finding her balance she looked up and saw the open window at the end of the branch. From here she could see into the master bedroom, laid out on the bed was the outfit Wanda prepared for the day. A red button-up and a pair of black yoga pants. They were basically tainting her.

"Ok ok you can do this," Wanda said hyping herself up, "It's just like that high wire act papa took you to at the circus." Wanda took her hands off the branch. She slowly raised her body up. Leaves tickling her body the entire time. When she finally stood completely up the stretched out both her arms to keep her balance. Out of the corner of her eye Wanda saw another branch she hadn't noticed before. It ran parallel to Wanda's branch and, in relation to her, was roughly boob high. Wanda took a deep breath and carefully began to walk forward taking slow steps to make sure she wouldn't fall. Another breeze passed through covering Wanda's exposed body in goosebumps, but she was too worried about falling to hug herself for warmth. Besides she was about half way there. It was almost over.

Suddenly a large noise blasting out from behind her. "Reeeeer!"

Wanda, startled, almost lost her balance and started to desperately jerk her body from side to side trying to maintain it. She leaned down and placed her hands back on the branch to finally steady herself. Wanda exhaled in relief before looking back to see what had made the noise. Her eyes widened in fear. Right below her standing at the base of the tree with his back to Wanda was Herb. While the prospect of Herb turning around to see Wanda nude among the leaves was terrifying enough, her current situation was much worst. Herb was holding a chainsaw the noise had been him trying to crank it. Herb was about to cut down the tree.

"Reeeer. put* put* put*"

"eeeee," Wanda whimpered. If Herb cut down the tree Wanda would either plummet to the ground or fall alongside the rest of the tree onto Herb's yard. She wasted no time standing up and continuing her tightrope walk.

"Reeeer. put* put* put*"

Come on. Come on.

"Reeeer. put* put* put*"

Almost there.

Reeer. Reeer. Reeer.

Everything works out in sitcoms. Everything works out in sitcoms. Everything works out in sitCOMMMMS!

At last Wanda reaches out to the open window.

Author's Note: I just want to make sure everyone understands I'm trying to follow the TV sitcom setup of WandaVision including censorship. So When I mention the boob high tree branch, it's because the branch suppose to be hiding Wanda's nipples from the "Camera". I just wanted to clarify in case anyone didn't understand because I'm going to ve doing it throughtout the ENF.