Kindred Credit Union

Kindred Credit Union, that was were you worked. Basically the most boring of boring jobs. Spreadsheets, numbers, expense reports, it paid pretty well, but it was a nightmare to come into work. Thus, you had a tendency to slack off. Today was no different, with you napping in your cubicle, one fortuitously located in a far off corner that no one ever paid much mind to. From here, between occasionally filling out paperwork, you watched Youtube videos, napped at your desk, and on occasion checked out some porn.

Unlike most days, today you awoke to missing your phone on its third ring. Slowly, you picked yourself as it rang twice more. By the time you got your bearings, the phone was silence. No one ever called it, who the hell would call. Straightening yourself out, you noticed your email inbox had about five messages. You froze reading through them.

With subject lines expressing increasing levels of dissatisfaction and frustration, you were being summoned by your boss, to see them in their office. The first of the emails was from about half an hour ago, while the latest was almost 5 minutes ago. Glancing at your phone, you watched it vibrate as it began to ring again.

Already knowing who was calling, you got up and half ran back to your boss's private office, mentally preparing yourself for a chewing out.

Who is your boss?

1. Pete Mackley: A general sleazebag of a middle manager who dresses like a used car salesman and acts like a fratboy. Pete has gotten into a bit of trouble himself with higher ups with his list of strikes currently including excessive company parties and sexual harassment. His last secretary was fired after a **** scandal that he managed to clean up, so he's pretty **** for someone to fill that position.

2. Sasha Whitecliff: A sharp-nosed and strict branch manager who has a look akin to a sexy, if mousy, librarian who regularly went to the gym. Sasha is very company minded and knows that firing you would end up being too costly. She's also very punishment minded and has the support of her peers as well as a small group of interns eager to please her.