Just a few necessities...

This is a list of things we, or more accurately he (I made him pay for all of it), bought from our local hypermarket: shaving cream, a packet of disposable razors, an electronic razor, a packet of sand paper, a makeup kit, hot dog buns, chilli sauce, mayonnaise, a role of cellophane tape, a small gardening spade and a long-haired blond wig. After that, we went to a boutique that sold women's clothing and I made him buy a few pairs of extremely tight (but equally elastic) and short mini skirts and shorts, as well as a sexy little latex G-string.