Her Sister

Lois fished the phone out of her pocket. LUCY flared on screen.

Coughing and sputtering, the reporter debated letting it go to voice mail. Or maybe hanging up and calling Superman, the police, anyone. She would know what **** compelled her to click ACCEPT.

"Hey sissie!" Lucy Lane's cheerful voice echoed over the line.

"Hey Luce," Lois said, trying not to sound like she still had a loud of demon jizz in her mouth, and not quite succeeding.

"Are you okay?" Lucy asked. "You don't sound so good."

"Just a—" cough "—frog in my throat," Lois said.

Or more like a couple of tadpoles, she thought grimly.

"Anyway, I wanted to touch base because daddy called the other day. He's been really fixated on grandkids lately. Keeps asking me if I'm seeing anyone, if it's serious, yadda yadda. Does he do that with you?"

Lois shook her head. "I think he's given up on me. Expects me to be an old maid."

"You're not that old," Lucy said, the words jabbing at Lois a little. "I'm surprised the old biological clock isn't tick-tick-ticking for you just yet."

Deep inside her, Lois winced painfully as the wiggling worm-things twisted and squirmed their way down her intestinal tract. Pushing gas ahead of them, it was like the worst case of abdominal cramps she'd ever had, and it was all she could do to avoid gasping in pain while on the phone.

"Actually I..."

I'm seeing someone, Blaze mouthed the words, right in front of her, so that Lois could see the dickgirl's mouth move. To her shock and horror, she found herself saying into the phone.

"...I'm seeing someone."

"Really!? That's great! I've been so worried that you've been hung up on Superman for so long that you'd never meet anybody. Is it serious?"

Lois winced as the pain stabbed through her. The reporter's abdomen was bulging now, the wriggling forms distending the skin.

"Quite serious," the reporter gasped.

"You have to tell me everything. But not right now, I'm about to go out to this new club. Just tell me one thing—and don't lie, because I'll know it—are they hung?"

Like you wouldn't believe, Blaze mimed, and Lois found herself once again saying the words into the phone.

"I knew it! I knew you liked them big. Anyway, gotta go—and let me know if I'm going to be an aunt!"

The phone clicked off. The line went dead.

"What a lovely young woman," Angelica Blaze said with a smile. "Now let's get you downstairs before..."