Hateya—To sit next to you

"Sam! Hey Sa- whooooa!" It takes an extra moment but eventually you can't help but recall the short klutz of Native American descent: Hateya.

The only reason you know this girl is because you're currently doing a science project with her...as well as the fact that she's notoriously known around school as the student that is constantly falling and injuring herself. With black hair and blue braces, Hateya is technically part of the swimming team but barely wins anything; in fact, she only got on the school newspaper the previous year because she slipped and injured herself for the rest of the season.

Right now Hateya was wearing a green sweater with some anime on it, with the sleeves being far too long for her, and a green skirt that reached down to her knees. Unfortunately the 'whoa' from earlier was because she had slipped once more while sprinting past the 'wet floor' sign..and was headed right towards you...of course.

"Oof!" Hateya slams face first into your naked thigh, earning a gasp from both of you but thankfully causing all the other girls to back away in response. The girl wraps her arms around your bare waist and holds on tightly, probably resting to recover from the pain of face planting your thigh bone. "Sorrrrry!"

"You can let go now, Hateya..." You mumble, feeling yourself blush at the amused faces of those around you. The girl's own face was not far from your crotch and that fact wasn't lost on your tightening hands that covered your shame!

With a pained groan, Hateya nods and uses your body to pull herself up, thankfully pushing away from you. "My bad, Sam! I came here to get a closer look at your butt; it's really hard to see with all these tall girls surrounding you. You know, women are so obsessed about penises that they really underestimate the rear of men, particularly male butts that are bare like your own. I personally prefer examining more muscular cheeks that guys have compared to soft and larger posteriors of women but that may have to do with my sexuality."

Hateya circles around you and stares at your bare ass closely; you find yourself blushing at her usual abrupt honesty. You turn away from her to hide your ass just as she begins speaking again. "Oh but that's not the only reason I came here! If I pay for your food, would I be allowed to sit next to you? I've never seen a boy eat naked before...actually, I've never seen a boy naked so I'd like to do an analysis on you."

Analysis was certainly not the word you wanted to hear while being buck naked at McDonalds in front of literally dozens of your classmates! However...now that you think about it, you don't have any money on you! Plus at least Hateya just wants to 'study' you rather than touch and grope you like the other swim team and softball members...