Fuck that

"No. No way, this is going too far. **** or no, I can't pretend to be a girl."

"That's too bad, Doe, it really is. I think you would have really enjoyed yourself if you played along."

"Don't call me that!"

"Consider it a nickname. I won't press you on it, I suppose, but I would like to show you something."

"What?"

"Just a little present I made for you, of course."

"What is it?"

"It's a surprise, Doe."

"My name's not Doe."

"Just check your computer."

You get out of bed, and walk over to your desk. You turn the monitor on, and watch as the screen changes to show his "present" to you.