Branch Builder
get high, drink, swear, smoke, watch Flash Gordon, Star Wars and Rocky and hang out with John.
a magical two foot tall talking teddy bear.
Ted Clubberlang has not done anything visible yet.
Flash Ted fights evil and fucks lots of women
Ted Skywalker fights bad dudes and fucks space chicks across the galaxy
Ted fucks hot chicks on a dinosaur island while fighting Nazis.
Teddy McLang goes on a adventures in other deimsnions.
The year is late 70s or early 80s. Airport captain Ted fucks the stewardess and passengers.
Ted Clubberlang has not published any stories.
Ted Clubberlang has not contributed chapters to other stories.
Ted Clubberlang has not published any chapters.
Ted Clubberlang has not earned any awards.
