Chicks on a Plane

The year was 1980. Or just it 1979. Whatever.

Ted was a guy who fought in Vietnam against the Nazis. During this time, he, his pal John, and his other seven buddies got captured by Nazis who tortured them by making them watch Last Jedi. This seven nameless committed suicide afterwards.

Afterwards he got a drinking problem. He wasn't an alcoholic, he just splashed beverages everywhere but his mouth. And because of a wartime injury, his leg would shoot towards, causing him to kick over tables and women in the pussy. Because of this, he couldn't hold a job. So he pal, John, got him a job as a commercial airline captain.

Ted arrived at the airport where the announcers were both arguing both abortions. He also had to beat some christians, SJWs and some Scientologists that got in his way, trying to sell him some shit.

So the plane is taking off. There was a flight stewardess, Tami-Lynn. She was a blonde with really big titties and wore a revealing outfit that would not be allowed in real life.

Oh, and there was this black chick as well.

And a horny nun that had her big tits hanging out.

And this samurai chick.

And this Girl Scout trying to sell cookies. She was 18.

And this policewoman escorting a female convict.

And this other slut too.

There was former detective sergeant lieutenant Leslie Nilsson who did used to do police things before he got fired driving his police car inside people's houses, ladies locker rooms, roll coaster tracks, a womb and the subsequent hospital when it was "born", an ice hockey ring, a pinball machine, the Star, the prehistoric era, the Land of Oz, the Roman era, that hotel from the Shining, that lab in Doom and the planet Hoth.

Samuel Jackson was there too. He was the pilot. He did pilot things.

Oh, and Ted had a really big dick.

Damn, I am so high right now.