Ted Clubberlang

Branch Builder

Ted Clubberlang was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: June 29, 1985

Location:: Boston

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: get high, drink, swear, smoke, watch Flash Gordon, Star Wars and Rocky and hang out with John.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: -

My favorite word for "penis" is: -

My favorite word for "vagina" is: -

I write erotica because: -

In conclusion, I am: a magical two foot tall talking teddy bear.