Ted Clubberlang

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Member since Mar 4, 2023

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Gender: Male

Birthday: June 29, 1985

Location: Boston

Homepage: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: get high, drink, swear, smoke, watch Flash Gordon, Star Wars and Rocky and hang out with John.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: -

My favorite word for "penis" is: -

My favorite word for "vagina" is: -

I write erotica because: -

In conclusion, I am: a magical two foot tall talking teddy bear.