Ted Clubberlang

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Ted Clubberlang was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: June 29, 1985

Location:: Boston

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: get high, drink, swear, smoke, watch Flash Gordon, Star Wars and Rocky and hang out with John.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: -

My favorite word for "penis" is: -

My favorite word for "vagina" is: -

I write erotica because: -

In conclusion, I am: a magical two foot tall talking teddy bear.

Introduction by Ted Clubberlang

Chapter 1 in Flash Ted

In the far reaches of space, an intergalactic conflict raged on. The mighty Galactic Empire, led by the ruthless Emperor Ming, sought to expand their territory at any cost. Against them stood the heroic Star League, a coalition of free planets united in their struggle for surviva...

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Chapter 1 in Galaxy Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... It is a period of civil war, big explosions, big boobies and naked chicks. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal s...

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Chapter 1 in Ted Flash and the Island of Lost Dinosaurs

So yeah, there were these Nazis going about because it was WWII. Ted was an American archivist who recovered ancient artefacts because they belonged in a museum. So, and his pal Alfie were at a Peruvian temple in Peru. They were gonna get this get Golden Idol thing. "Hey, I got...

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Chapter 1 in Ted to Another Dimension

The year was 1985. I think. Who cares? It was a year. Actually, screw that. The year was 2025. That's what we're going on you bastard. But it took place in Valley Hills. Which is in California. Full of Californians. Or at least it started there. It's supposed to be a story about...

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Chapter 1 in Chicks on a Plane

The year was 1980. Or just it 1979. Whatever. Ted was a guy who fought in Vietnam against the Nazis. During this time, he, his pal John, and his other seven buddies got captured by Nazis who tortured them by making them watch Last Jedi. This seven nameless committed suicide afte...

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