Ted to Another Dimension

The year was 1985. I think. Who cares? It was a year. Actually, screw that. The year was 2025. That's what we're going on you bastard. But it took place in Valley Hills. Which is in California. Full of Californians. Or at least it started there. It's supposed to be a story about inter dimensional adventures stuff. Maybe that explains what the Nazis and he Last Jedi were doing in Vietnam.

Teddy McLang was 18 years old. He was best pals with John and had a girlfriend named Tami-Lynn Parker who was blonde and had these big knockers that Teddy could just plant his face inside. Ted and John are bothers who live with their mum Helen McLang and older sister Meg McLand.

How do I get round this inset thing. Oh, Helen and Meg were stepmom and step sister. So they weren't biologically related to Teddy and John. Actually, Helen was mEG'S dad's third wife (the second was Teddy and John's mom), so Meg isn't biologically her's either. So they can have lesbian sex. Which is hot. And isn't ****. What are you, some kinda **** expert on ****. This ain't weird at all. The only one who's weird is you for judging me. Fuck you, judge.

But Teddy was really smart lie and built some shit. So he built a thingy that takes you to other dimensions to have his other dimension adventures.

"Hey, what're you doing?" John said.

"I built a portal gun so we can go to other dimensions and fucks hot girls there" Ted said.

"Awesome. Let's do it" John was all like.

So Teddy shoots his portal gun into the wall.

"What's happening?" Meg asks.

Tami-Lynn and Helen also come in.

"Oh fuck"

The portal was way too strong nd sucked everyone in. Oh fuck.