Galaxy Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

It is a period of civil war, big explosions, big boobies and naked chicks. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DOOM STAR, an armoured space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Sam races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy....

But the bad guys caught up with the princess. And they captured her. And stripped her clothes off. And did some hot kinky shit. Fortunately, Sam put the plans for the weapon into a sexy android chick, Anale, and sent it into an escape pod before she got her ass captured.

The robot landed on a desert planet called Dantoin where he was found by the sexist man alive, Ted Skywalker. And this android was like all naked and stuff. Ted pressed a button on her adore nipple and a holographic message came out rom the princess.

"Help me, you're my only hope. You see, you are destined to save the galaxy from an evil empire and stuff."

Ted couldn't wait to get off this stupid planet and that was nothing but fucking sand. And I hate fucking sand.

"Well, I better tell my girlfriend about this" Ted said.

So Ted went to the house next door. "Hey, Tami, an android wants me to save the galaxy from the evil empire that is evil and shit."

"Oh yes, I used to be a space knight with a laser sword. I should come with you and fight with my laser sword thing" Tami said.

"Oh, I didn't know you were a space knight"

"That's cuz I was in hiding from th evil empire. It turns out you have hidden power that makes you super badass and stuff. I'll train you as a space knight"