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The sensitive tiefling woman
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 5 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Robert knew it would be smart to get strong companions for this undertaking, but he couldn't help himself. He *had* to see if the pretty women were interested, before checking the stronger ones. Setting his eyes on the orange tiefling, he prepared himself. He did not want to mess...
1 week ago 438 Words 0 Likes 42 Views -
Dungeons are underground, so obviously they go in the tower first
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 6 in The Rulebook
Ordok trudged ahead of the rest, shoving the door open. "W-wait! It could be a trap!" Tommy cried from behind. Ordok looked over his shoulder incredulously. "Dungeons are underground." He pointed out the obvious. "W-well, usually, y-yes. But I believe T-Tommy's concern is warrant...
1 week ago 231 Words 2 Likes 242 Views -
A dungeon another party went towards
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 5 in The Rulebook
After learning from the clerk that a party had set off to clear a dungeon and hadn't been back in a while, Ordok and his new party set off after them. They rode in a cart the couple owned, and our greedy lead found himself acquainting properly with them. The goliath was named Or...
1 week ago 467 Words 3 Likes 328 Views -
The Adventurer's Guild
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 4 in The Rulebook
Ordok strode into the guild hall like he owned the place. Hell, maybe he did! Either way, he made his way straight to the clerk at the counter, a thin elf. "How much for everyone's loot?" He asked, straight to the point. The elf raised a delicate brow, looking down their long nos...
1 week ago 535 Words 4 Likes 369 Views -
Try to recruit some companions
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 4 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Knowing all too well his abilities and accomplishments were extremely lacking, Robert headed to the guild hall. He couldn't do it himself, after all. The hall was bustling with activity as per usual, adventurers collecting rewards, taking quest listings, chatting, the works. Rob...
2 weeks ago 379 Words 1 Likes 90 Views -
Fight his way through
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 6 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Sighing quietly to himself, Robert set his pack down, latched his healing potion onto his belt, and readied his sword. It may be old and somewhat beat up, but it could tear through flesh. In his hands, it had cut a bear, a human, and a bugbear. Goblins were much smaller, and hone...
2 weeks ago 1,079 Words 0 Likes 61 Views -
Go shopping
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 4 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Robert grabbed his money pouch, strapped an old short sword to his waist, and headed out. If he wanted any chance of surviving, he needed to buy a lot of things; the stuff he owned was pretty low quality. As far as he was concerned, his priorities were as such: 1\. New armor 2...
2 weeks ago 259 Words 0 Likes 43 Views -
Ordok, a Hobgoblin with a thirst for treasure
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 3 in The Rulebook
Ordok, to most goblin-kind, is a disgrace. He didn't look it, standing at 5'2, skin as red as any, broad shouldered, powerful muscles, dark and wild hair, dressed in furs and leather tied just enough to work. But it wasn't enough to look like his brutish brethren. He had to have...
2 weeks ago 893 Words 5 Likes 403 Views -
Leave before the barkeep returns
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 4 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Definitely sure that he didn't have the money to pay his tab, Robert waited only a moment further after the door closed behind the man, before he slipped out of his seat as quietly as possible, and tip toed over to the entrance. Before going, he took a second to listen for the b...
2 weeks ago 188 Words 1 Likes 92 Views -
North-West, as per the map
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 5 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Based on what little he could make out on his poor excuse of a map, he was headed towards a little town known as Salynn. The scribbles proclaimed that this was 'where the guy lived'. Who's the guy? He didn't know. But, it was, somehow, his biggest lead. After finding himself tre...
2 weeks ago 235 Words 1 Likes 76 Views -
Someone in a fantasy world that resembles a certain tabletop game with dice
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 2 in The Rulebook
You spot the tome sitting abandoned on the table in the tavern. Someone must have left it behind. You pick it up, and open up to the first page, hoping to find it to be magical in some nature. Rather than a typical start to a tome, it begins with an introduction: *The realms run...
2 weeks ago 436 Words 9 Likes 544 Views -
Introduction
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 1 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
\*\*Overarching Plot:\*\* The realm is under the looming threat of The Darkness, a mysterious danger of incredible . As years pass, it only grows more and more pressing. It is rumored that only the treasures of Torel’s Crypt can contend with this evil, but it’s location, to...
2 weeks ago 147 Words 1 Likes 861 Views -
Robert Faldon - White - Human - Fighter (blindfighting style) - Male - Straight
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 2 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
*Average Joe who happens to be able to see through blindness and darkness in close range, sometimes even through invisibility. Not very impressive or accomplished, but with a very healthy appreciation for women. He takes a quest for hotties, saves hotties, gets foiled by hotties,...
2 weeks ago 715 Words 1 Likes 255 Views -
Still in the tavern
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 3 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Robert woke to a tankard thudding before his face. Blearily opening his eyes, he found his face sunken onto the table he was sprawled over, and the barkeep had just set the drink down, now judging him. Whatever. "Cheers." He groaned as he separated cheek from wood, grasping the...
2 weeks ago 307 Words 1 Likes 128 Views -
Outside the tavern
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 3 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Aching and exhausted, Robert woke to a pouch of coin landing on his gut, making him grunt with exhausted pain. Groaning, he sat up and caught the pouch as it tipped off him. Why was he shirtless? Why was he on the street? Was he just mistaken for a beggar? Shaking the thoughts...
2 weeks ago 217 Words 1 Likes 76 Views -
At home
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 3 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Feeling sore and aching all over, Robert was woken by the sun peeking through his window. Judging by the fact he was still fully dressed but in his own bed, he must've wandered home at some point. He was pretty sure he wasn't close enough to anyone for them to take him home. As...
2 weeks ago 155 Words 1 Likes 106 Views -
Far from home
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 3 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
When Robert awoke, he didn't recognize his surroundings. Not usually surprising after a night of drinking, but he didn't recognize them whatsoever. Never in his life, had he been here before. He was in a copse of trees, tall and sturdy. They stood alone in a great plain of grass...
2 weeks ago 167 Words 1 Likes 93 Views -
See what exactly is in his pack
by FreakyFreak
Chapter 4 in Darkness, Crypts, and Wenches
Trying to stave off the mounting queasiness at his predicament, Robert went to his bag, to take stock of his drunkenly packed supplies. \- four different shirts \- three different pants \- one boot \- two cloaks \- three bottles of ale (possibly taken from the tavern) \- on...
2 weeks ago 271 Words 1 Likes 88 Views
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