Master PC Adventures

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Author's Note:

Before I let these two idiots ruin your day, I'd like to announce that I've got a Discord up and running again! Feel free to stop by, hang out, and/or chat with other like-minded weirdos there. I'll be posting regular updates as to when new chapters will be released, occasionally posting full chapters before release, and will share the status of a story if requested. Oh, and there will be cake too, I promise.

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After another long absence...

"We're back, bitches."

And on CHYOA, of all places.

"Right? I mean, Literotica is cool and all, but this place is fuckin' dope. Hands down."

If we had hands, I would agree with you. Well, I do agree with you, but-

"Yeah, yeah. We physically don't have hands. Quit reminding me."

Since you're literally just Dialogue personified, I don't see how you could forget that fact.

"Oh, well sor-ry. Not all of us are uber-coherent Narrators."

Coherent? Huh... I think that's the closest thing to a compliment that I've ever gotten from you.

"Oops, I misspoke. What I meant to say was: Go fuck yourself."

That's better.

"So, what are we doing here?"

More Master PC stuff, only with shorter segments, along with the ability to branch off in a different direction on the very probable chance of us getting bored and cutting our losses at a specific part in one of these stories in order to take another route.

"I've said it once, and I'll say it again. This place is fuckin' dope."

Not to mention, other people can also add their own branch to one of our stories, or just create one of their own altogether!

"I won't say it a third time, mainly because I'm sure the Readers get the idea."

Of course they do. They're not as slow as you are.

"Glass houses, shit-dick. I will bail and leave you here alone to meander without quotations."

Hey, I can still use the singular ones... Still though, fair enough.

"More than enough."

... Anyway, here's the gist of things, folks:

"If you're not familiar, Master PC is a reality-altering computer program that can, well, alter reality."

It's mostly used for mind control and body modification purposes in other stories that use the concept, but anyone can use it how they see fit if one were to decide to write their own!

"There are sliders for how big and shapely one would want an individual's breasts to be, ones that control someone's intelligence and attention spans, ones that affect someone's gender and genitalia, and best of all, there's a text-prompt box called the Command Center that can alter things in a general sense, sort of like how cliche genie wishes are granted. Hell, someone could use it to bimbofy the entire world with just a single sentence!"

Or, y'know, to summon up a fresh batch of cookies, or something... Not everything about it has to be perverse.

"[The Narrator is utterly and ultimately obedient to me, the Dialogue.]"

How did you use brackets?! That's my thing!

"[Shut up!]"

It doesn't work like that!

"What the fuck?! It does when you do it!"

Right, because it's within the context of the story and affects the world/characters involved, not the Writers' schizophrenic personas!

"... Who?"

Y'know, the Writers. The perverted dorks who pull our strings.

"I refuse to acknowledge such beings."

I'm sure they prefer that. Regardless, we've gotten off-track.

"What else is new?"

Good point.

"Go ahead and pick your poison, folks. We've already got a few half-finished tales that are ready to read!"

And if you're going to add your own, we ask that you start with a title for your branch, along with a very brief description of what you intend the story to be about.

"Or, y'know, do whatever you want. Other people adding their own take is just a bonus, and we're not big on rules."

Regardless, this is an open story. Post whatever you want! (As long as it aligns with CHYOA's 'Terms Of Service'.)

("Oh, yeah. That too.")