slipped a Knock-off Purple Resistance

Unbenounced to Shane he had been slipped a knock-off Purple with a resistance variant. Which puts him in quite the predicament. Not knowing what pill he has taken means he doesn't know what side effects to expect. Here he stands in the mirror staring at himself with no changes other than this tight shaven slit with a tuff of hair above where his manhood used to be.

Luckily for Shane he has a buddy Nick he knows does exchange quite often and could maybe answer most of his questions.

Shane texts: He man, you've screwed around with that exchange stuff before right?

Nick replies: I have a few times. Why? I didn't think you where into that stuff.

Shane: Listen man, I'm really not, but I must've gotten spiked with some form of it last night.

Nick: Well what kind? Are you hot?

Shane: No time for games. I look like myself, but I have a Vagina dude. What do I do? What does that mean? Can you help me?