You deep throat a banana.

You continue to peel the banana, and pull the centre out from the peel. Kevin has switched on the TV and the news is on. You pretend to be watching as you put the tip of the banana to your lips. You purse your lips and push the peeled banana so that an inch or two slides into your mouth, then you slide it back out. Kevin does not speak or make a sound.

You are careful not to look in Kevin's direction, seemingly oblivious to his presence. You slide the banana back into your mouth with your lips pressed tight around it. You push it further now, taking nearly half the banana into your mouth. The end of the banana now touches your throat.

This is something you have practised when taking X-Change pills using a flexible and realistically moulded dildo. You relax your throat and push a little more. The tip of the banana is now in your gullet, but due to your practice you do not gag at all. Kevin coughs, and you are sure he is watching you.

The banana slides back in and this time you keep pushing it until every inch of the fruit is inside you mouth. The banana must be nine inches long, an inch shorter than the dildo you practiced with. You push the back end of the banana with your finger and close your lips, the entire fruit has disappeared inside you. Kevin clears his throat noisily.

You hold it for a few seconds and then open your lips and with just the muscles lining your throat you push the banana out. As it emerges you take it between your fingers to ease it out carefully until the banana is held in your hand, intact and unbroken.

"Fuck." Kevin mutters under his breath.