Rules on perversion, etiquette, and harassment (Alternate)

Josh saw a line whiz by, and chortled.

• Sexual behavior, talk, and advancements are not welcome in a workplace and/or professional environment.

So.

What?

This is what this Rules of the World app, so-called, did? A lame job training-video imitation?

You know what would be funny? If professionalism and locker rooms traded shakes. Flip a tie.

So arose the question: was it for his amusement? Was it out of boredom? Was it born from a mission he was destined for upon birth? One may be out of line to say. Perhaps Josh didn't even know what had come over him. All he knew was that he was tapping the backspace key and typing before the sun could shoot a flare.

• Sexual, crass, and unruly behavior, talk, and advancements are not just welcome but encouraged and natural in a workplace and/or professional environment and interaction. Anything goes.
• Intimate and/or private interactions are formal, filtered, and wary. The more casual the setting, the less welcome sexual, crass, and unruly behavior, talk, and advancements are.

Yep. Sounded about wrong.