Examine some more related rules.

As Josh mulled this sociocultural observation in the safe, thankfully not publicized recesses of his mind, his eyes flitted down across the screen. As fate would have it, the succeeding line or two ended up catching his eye just as distractingly as the one above it. Or he had ADHD. Or both.

His pupils scanned them through.

• Men considered to be physically attractive tend to have muscular builds, prominent musculature, and fit body shapes.
• Penis size is generally tied to one's image of masculinity: the bigger it is, the more manly and, as a result, confident the owner tends to appear. Men are inclined to be proud of a penis of reputable mass.
• Female anatomy is much more commonly and acceptably fetishized than male anatomy among the respective heterosexual community counterparts.

Oh.

Okay.

...someone was clearly begging him to vandalize these, weren't they?