Issei Hyoudo - Highschool DxD

"Rise and Hump," alerted his alarm clock as it rang.

"Wake and Ejaculate," it continued, to the ears of no one.

"Wake up master," the girl in his alarm clock begged, but he continued on with his sleep.

"Please, wake up," the alarm clock yet again said, this time the image on the clock turned into a deranged girl holding a knife. Sorry alarm clock, not even yanderes could wake him up.

Finally, the alarm clock gave up and deactivated itself. The sound that came with deactivation was the sound effect akin to a nuclear bomb that had once plagued the town of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

Fun fact, during World War II, an American B-29 bomber dropped the world's first deployed atomic bomb over the Japanese city of Hiroshima. The explosion wiped out 90 percent of the city and immediately killed 80,000 people; tens of thousands more would later die of radiation exposure.

Fun fact, isn't it? He certainly thought so, and all of you degenerates reading should know this too.

"I'm up," said young, at least technically, Issei Hyodou. "Fuck you, alarm clock."

"Fuck you too, master," said the alarm clock, activating for that one line and then deactivating once more with the loud noise of the atomic bomb.

Issei jumped of of his bed, did a little exercise to which the common folk may call 'jerking the ween'.

Imagining the body of the hottest girl at his school, Ria's Gremory, was easy. Issei had fully memorised her entire body at this point, actually he had memorised it the first time he met her.

She was fucking gorgeous, a goddess in human form. Red, crimson long hair flowed down her back, framing her heart shaped-face with soft bangs.

Her blue, almost green eyes looked down at the whole school, from the perch of the Occult Research Club. She looked at them with a gaze of admiration and wonder.

Rias Gremory was a kind person, that wasnt up for debate. Issei had once seen her help bury a deceased ant one time.

Such an act brought a tear to his dried eyes, truly cementing the fact that Rias was indeed the perfect woman.

He started his 'ween jerking' with Rias in lingerie, atop his bed. Her body wearing a tight, figure hugging bikini was truly the highlight of his session. Her large breasts straining against the top as her hard nipples poked through.

She would beg for him to return to the bed, and he would obey her every command, like a snake charmer to a snake.

Issei would start with ripping of her top groping said breasts with the vigor of a thousand horny and blue-balled teens.

He estimated her breasts would feel amazing, like a million lizards licking the tips of his fingers.

Rias would moan, erotically, bringing his boner to places it had dreamed of going, such as Mars, praise our God, Elton Musk.

And then suddenly, Rias would wrap herself around him, akin to a boa constrictor. Her long and twisty body wrapped around him would crush his vital organs, his lungs denying him the pleasure of breathing.

Oh wait, his fantasy had strayed a bit from what it originally was. He blamed the hentai he saw last night, which was a nice little piece of fiction about a hermaphroditic angel banging a bunch of monster girls and rating their performances.

After spurting his seed all over his premium sock, Issei left his room and continued on with his morning routine.

"A few minutes before school starts," he noted to himself, just finished with taking his shower. "I'll make it."

And we never did know if Issei made it or not, as he plummeted off of a cliff as he tried to take a shortcut with his bycicle.

Rest in peace, may you bang the angels in Heaven and the succubi on Hell.

Just kidding, the story wouldn't last that long if it did.

Issei arrived at school, tired, but noticeably alive. He walked to class, seating himself down at a seat near the window, ala typical anime character.

"Quiet down, quiet down," his teacher said as he entered the class. His class was a racket as the entirety of the student population created new friendships with their peers.

Issei truly hated the first day of school. He hated it with a burning passion, especially if it was in a new school.

He had recently transferred to Kuoh Academy. The academy had been an all girl's school before this, but for this year had decided on turning the school into a co-ed one.

Issei and a few more guys were accepted into the school and because of that, had become quite isolated from the other students who were of the opposite gender.

He found silence in the other two boys in his class.

"Now class, who would like to volunteer to be class president?" Asked his Homeroom teacher.

A girl from his class raised her hand. " I think one of the boys should volunteer."

'Bitch' Issei thought.

"Excellent idea," said his teacher. "Let's see." Her eyes glanced at the three boys in her class and decided that Issei was the most responsible. "Issei Hyodou, write your name on the board will you?"

Groaning under his breath, Issei slowly approached the blackboard and wrote his name using chalk.

"Oh," the teacher suddenly said. "I apologize, Hyodou-san. I didn't know this was your blackboard I wrote on."

"What?" He asked. "What are you talking about?"

"I apologize." His teacher bowed down, showing off her wondrous cleavage to Issei. "Do you allow me the permission to write on your whiteboard?"

"Sure.." he said slowly, not sure of what was happening.

Issei seated himself down at his seat, his mind perplexed as to what had just happened.

"School is terrible," he decided.