His neighbor Emily

John looked out his second story window to see his neighbor, Emily Addison, an 80-year old widow gardening in her back yard, as she often does He thinks to himself that it would be so much nicer if she was a nymphomaniac MILF who likes to sunbathe in her backyard and often masturbates, especially when she knew he was watching.

What the hell. He snapped his fingers.

The widow Addison instantly transformed.

She looks up to see John staring down at her. She smiled and popped her titties out of her white bikini and jiggles them at him.

John waves back akwardly as his brain screams "holy shit it works!"

The former octoginarian beckons him to her with a wave of her hand, slipping the other down the front of her bikini.