Decrepit Armor

You are an aged suit of armor standing in the abandoned mansion outside the starting village. You move loudly and slowly. Your iron is dull and tarnished, and your helmet and right arm are missing.

You're the first boss, the tutorial boss. You hit pretty hard when you connect, and you can shrug off most hits, but most heroes never see that. Your chest and legs are only connected by a worn strip of leather. You exist to teach the player to pick targets. You lose to a child who will inevitably sell you just to clean their inventory.

Well, the door's opening, time to meet the next hero...