Chastising Amy

"I never asked you to do anything like that," said Willow. "You must be thinking of another Willow."

"Wow, Willow!" exclaimed original Amy in a sarcastic voice. "Being accused of something done by someone else who looks like you. I have absolutely no idea what that must be like."

"Shut up, Amy," said Kennedy.

"But I was certain it was you, Willow," said black-haired Amy. "After all, you made a wish and everything."

"I might have made a wish but that doesn't mean I meant it," said Willow. "Why would you assume otherwise, Amy?"

"You know why, Willow," said black-haired Amy.

"No, I don't," said Willow.

"Yes, you do," said black-haired Amy.

"You're talking about a Willow who exists on another timeline, Amy," said Willow. "I'm not that Willow so I have no idea what you're talking about."

"But after all the time you spent watching after me in my little cage," said Amy. "And all the time you fed me and cared for me and talked my ears off kvetching about Oz and then keeping me up late at night when you met Tara -- I miss her, too, by the way. Surely that meant something. Not to mention all the times you undressed in front of me and stood naked in front of me and --"

"I don't understand what you're talking about, Amy," said Willow. "Sure I watched over the Amy in my time line when she turned herself into a rat. And yes, I did all that other stuff too. But I'm still not sure what you're getting at."

"Oh my God!" said black-haired Amy. "You're going to make me say it."

"Say what?" asked Willow.

"You know what," said black-haired Amy.

"I don't know what you're getting at," said Willow.

"Damn it, Willow," said Kennedy. "She's not even talking to me and even I get it. She's in love with you."

"What?" asked Willow. "Me in love with a vengeance demon?"

"Hey, don't knock it till you tried it," said Xander.

"You may not be in love with ex-vengeance demon Amy on either timeline," said Kennedy, "but she's obviously in love with you. I can tell from here."

"Is this true?" asked Willow.

"That's what she said," said black-haired Amy.

"In that case, I'm sorry, Amy, but I'm not the Willow you fell in love with," said Willow. "That was a different Willow. Perhaps you should go to her. Now."

"But you look so much like her," said black-haired Amy. "Especially when you're as naked as you are now. And those nipples of yours look so familiar..."

"Officially embarrassed now," said Willow. "Or at least more embarrassed than I was before. Please go, Amy. Go find the other Willow. Please."

And with that, black-haired Amy disappeared into the darkness.

"Well, thank God, that's over," said Cordelia. "Things were starting to get weird around here."

"Starting to get weird?" asked Xander.

"Wow, Willow!" exclaimed Anya. "All the time I've known you and I never once knew that you had such an affinity for demons."

"That was another me, Anya," said Willow. "Not me. And I'm sure it was an obvious exception."

Just then, a burst of smoke appeared in the air in front of Willow and when it cleared, Willow saw yet another version of Amy Madison. Only this Amy had blonde hair and was dressed in a black SS uniform.

She took one look at naked Willow, opened her arms, and cried, "Darling!"

At which point, Cordelia exclaimed, "You gotta be fucking kidding me!"