'Slutify for a better, healthier tomorrow!'

'Slutify for a better, healthier tomorrow!'

Another slogan aimed towards the general public, announcements and information sites have revealed that regular sexual activity for men and women lead to healthy, happier lives. Research conducted across the world have concluded that traditional monogamous laws lead to unfulfilled and laxing physical and mental health, making undeniably solid connections to its negative effects on world stress levels and global happiness indexes. All thanks to the 'Give a Fuck' Foundation and its exhaustive efforts to create a better world for all, governments across the globe have agreed to revolutionize their social development programs. The term 'slutify' was coined in a global public address. It would be a term used to describe a global citizen who would willingly forgo their social, marital and romantic status, and willingly engage in unobstructed sex with anyone who wants them at any location and at any time. Ever since, they were encouraged to go to the Slutify clinics at government hospitals where they undergo physical, mental and sexual therapies, surgeries and conditioning in order to be able fuck as long as they want and as many times as they want, all in the name of building a happier, healthier world population. The Slutify Movement begins now!