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Parley
by noodles22
Chapter 51 in Orc's Harem
A small, ivory pigeon skillfully glides across the blue sky, its eyes determined and purposeful, signaling a higher level of intellect than the average dove. Fastened securely around its neck by some straps of leather is a rolled-up piece of paper, swaying gently with each rhythm...
1 year ago 3,607 Words 10 Likes 1,152 Views -
[Notice] MGH is now public!
by noodles22
Chapter 2 in Monster Girl Harem [Now public!]
Hello! I've decided to make the story public, feel free to write a new branch or continue mine. If you intend on continuing any of the other branches, I beg you to at least attempt to contact the author and ask for permission. I decided to do this since, despite this story being...
1 year ago 332 Words 4 Likes 615 Views -
From permavirgin to... permavirgin...
by noodles22
Chapter 50 in Orc's Harem
"So they... they didn't have sex yet...? Are you sure!?" Princess Francesca sniffs, her eyes all red and puffy from a full night of hopeless crying. Inside her opulent, apartment-sized room, the teenager remains atop her bed, hugging tightly the pillow she 'borrowed' from her un...
1 year ago 2,813 Words 11 Likes 728 Views -
Good morning, blondie
by noodles22
Chapter 49 in Orc's Harem
Yet another night of debauchery goes by. {first\_name}, a bit sore from the waist down, gradually awakens to a gentle, feminine hum. Nova and Pink remain asleep, clinging to his arms, yet Morgana, fully awake and shining like the sun, struts around the suite, adorning different a...
1 year ago 4,064 Words 14 Likes 1,372 Views -
Introduction
by noodles22
Chapter 1 in Orc's Harem
 "Gahahahaha!" Laughs {first\_name} Stonefist, the new official ambassador of Garro, land of the orcs. The raspy laughter obnoxiously booms all over his small shack as he lays on top of his bed, huge hands triumphally resting b...
1 year ago 1,832 Words 125 Likes 85,564 Views -
PLAP PLAP PLAP
by noodles22
Chapter 48 in Orc's Harem
"Ooouuuggghhh! B-blimey! I... I feel ya all the way in! Oh, luv... Luuuuuuuuv!" Morgana moans in astonishment, hanging on to the bedsheets for dear life as the orc ambassador kneeling in front of her savagely thrusts between her parted thighs. "Easy! Ah! E-easy there! Holy ffff-...
1 year ago 2,767 Words 17 Likes 2,059 Views -
One night with the strongest woman in Malena - part 2
by noodles22
Chapter 47 in Orc's Harem
"Mwah~." The orc suddenly pulls back from the kiss, a single line of glistening drool still connecting his mouth to hers. Juliette can't do anything else but remain paralyzed like she was a statue, absolutely dumbfounded by the loss of her lip celibacy. "Hey, you have to kiss me...
2 years ago 4,938 Words 24 Likes 1,352 Views -
One night with the strongest woman in Malena - part 1
by noodles22
Chapter 46 in Orc's Harem
A stunned silence of disbelief floods the arena, both from the observers and fighters alike. "H-how...?" Juliette stutters, dumbstruck as she stares down at the broken greatsword on her hands, tracing the impossibly clean cut on the blade with one of her fingers... "I... I dunno...
2 years ago 4,149 Words 21 Likes 1,571 Views -
Hour of the defining duel
by noodles22
Chapter 45 in Orc's Harem
Nova, having unceremoniously fainted from hearing the shocking news about her upcoming role as a stage dancer, promptly lies on top of the ambassador's bed with Morgana kneeling by her side like a mother hen. "C-can ya hear me, luv? Oh, ya lookin' so pale..." She worr...
2 years ago 3,215 Words 18 Likes 1,279 Views -
Idols!?
by noodles22
Chapter 44 in Orc's Harem
"G-give me that, you little-!" Nova angrily yells, hurrying towards the succubus and trying to snatch the poorly-made, offensive piece of art off her hands. Pink giggles as she swiftly scurries away from the elf's grasp, fueling her frustration more and more. "What, you don't li...
2 years ago 2,798 Words 20 Likes 1,446 Views -
Moving on
by noodles22
Chapter 43 in Orc's Harem
After cordoning off the cave's entrance and leaving behind a pair of soldiers to keep close watch over it, the crestfallen group decides to begin the ride back to the ogre village. "I'm sorry for how this turned out." Juliette says after some moments of pure silence. "Poor kid.....
2 years ago 2,659 Words 24 Likes 1,472 Views -
The bitter truth
by noodles22
Chapter 42 in Orc's Harem
"Y-ya don't think... Captain, ya don't really think he could be there, right?" Morgana softly asks, her voice nervous and shaky. The ogre remains seated on the back of Juliette's horse as the blonde woman slowly and carefully follows the fresh trail of blood left by the wolf she...
2 years ago 1,927 Words 21 Likes 1,381 Views -
A worthwhile trail
by noodles22
Chapter 41 in Orc's Harem
"Phew, that was great!" {first\_name} lets out a breathy sigh of satisfaction, pulling the slender elf's limp, nude body off his cock and gently dropping her onto the bedroll below. "Gahaha, it sure feels good being so virile. Bet I could breed whatever stood in my way...!" He sa...
2 years ago 2,200 Words 21 Likes 1,483 Views -
Midnight orgasms - part 3
by noodles22
Chapter 40 in Orc's Harem
"Oh-hohohoho~." Pink obnoxiously cackles like an arrogant, upper-class lady. Covering her mouth with the back of her palm as she sits cross-legged over the edge of the bed, wearing nothing else than a big smile and young Francesca's treasured tiara... In front of her, down on th...
2 years ago 2,151 Words 25 Likes 1,772 Views -
Midnight orgasms - part 2
by noodles22
Chapter 39 in Orc's Harem
"Gaaah, kill that ugly thing!" {first\_name}, wearing only his underwear, screeches in disgust, keeping himself as far away as possible from the black, long-legged spider that slowly made its way into the dimly lit tent he shares with Nova. Outside, under the stars of the night,...
2 years ago 2,636 Words 24 Likes 2,364 Views -
Midnight orgasms - part 1
by noodles22
Chapter 38 in Orc's Harem
Now well informed about the mission, the group finally exits the leader's hut, just in time to watch an altercation unfolding between Juliette's soldiers and a good amount of tense and irritated ogres that seem to have reached their boiling point... "Ugh, no one wants ya armed b...
2 years ago 3,185 Words 25 Likes 2,544 Viewsorc succubus elf ogre harem fantasy medieval medieval fantasy rough raceplay lesbian domination brat brat taming yandere tsundere princess ginger blonde size difference daddy name calling squirting orgasm dom domme humilliation virgin succubi rich girl obsessed girl on girl bisexual teen ddlg small tits big tits chubby slender ballerina pointy ears -
Reason of the visit
by noodles22
Chapter 37 in Orc's Harem
"You can't be serious..." Amadeus' brow furrows in disbelief, sitting in front of his desk inside his office within the Merchant's Guild building. The aged man then lets out a deep sigh as he dips his quill into a small pot of ink and continues swiftly scribbling numbers onto a l...
3 years ago 2,606 Words 24 Likes 1,946 Views -
Love will tear us apart
by noodles22
Chapter 36 in Orc's Harem
"Over here! This spot is perfect." Sorceress Grace contently exclaims to her husband, laying a checkered picnic blanket over one of the many gorgeous grassy areas of the royal gardens. "What a fantastic day. Come sit with me, my love!" She beams from ear to ear, elegantly taking...
3 years ago 2,115 Words 23 Likes 2,111 Views -
[ Characters ]
by noodles22
Chapter 2 in Orc's Harem
> _This chapter will update as the story continues. SPOILER WARNING!_ ____Nova____ ----------- - ____Age:____ 50 (25 in elf years) - ____Height:____ 5'7 (170cm) - ____Eye color:____ Amber - ____Hair color:____ Silver - ____Cup size:____ B - ____Occupation:____ Assistant/...
3 years ago 168 Words 32 Likes 14,252 Views -
Arriving at the ogre village
by noodles22
Chapter 35 in Orc's Harem
"For the millionth time... I'm Juliette Shaw, Captain of Malena's military forces. Just hours ago we received a letter from this village insistently asking for help. In good faith, honoring our alliance, we are here to assist as best as we can. Please, open up." Says the tall ama...
3 years ago 1,557 Words 31 Likes 2,153 Views
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