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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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It's not erotica, it's literature!
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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The script for the Gibby Pilot
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Schlong
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Prison Pocket
- I write erotica because
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I'm fuckin' horn-balls 24/7
- In conclusion, I am
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Not being serious in the slightest
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by LazyPenName
Chapter 8 in Wish Upon a Star
"Alright, you got what you wanted, now send me-" She stops mid-sentence as her head is thrown sideways, quickly impacted by a high-velocity projectile. One moment she was talking, the next she was , her face covered in a blue ooze. You turn to the genie to see him wit...
1 year ago 262 Words 0 Likes 110 Views -
Ari
by LazyPenName
Chapter 7 in Wish Upon a Star
She unbuttons and unzips your pants, then pulls them down, freeing your large member. She looks up at you, clearly annoyed and disgusted by your behavior. "You're a pig." "That may be so," you start, placing your hand on the side of her face and caressing her cheek, "but I'm sti...
1 year ago 285 Words 0 Likes 131 Views -
Blowjob
by LazyPenName
Chapter 6 in Wish Upon a Star
"I want you to blow me." you state. "Strip, sink, and suck." "I... Okay..." she says meekly. You step back and watch as she begins to remove her clothes, not that they covered much to begin with. She starts with the shiny sequined top that hugged her chest. It falls to the grou...
1 year ago 130 Words 1 Likes 214 Views -
No
by LazyPenName
Chapter 5 in Wish Upon a Star
"Tough cookies, mother fucker!" the genie shouts. "I don't like your attitude, and quite frankly, I've had enough of it. Make another wish, or I'm going to give your bedroom a second coat of crimson." "That's not fair! I was going to cuck you! I had it all planned out, but you r...
1 year ago 93 Words 0 Likes 220 Views -
Dominant
by LazyPenName
Chapter 5 in Wish Upon a Star
"I'm the guy who's about to get what he wants. See, I still have one wish left. I'm getting laid tonight, one way or another." you tell her. "And why should I believe you?" she asks. "Well, for starters, may I direct your attention to the FLOATING BLUE MAN WITHOUT LEGS!" you sh...
1 year ago 172 Words 1 Likes 344 Views -
Yes
by LazyPenName
Chapter 5 in Wish Upon a Star
"I interfered with your wish, so I guess, technically, I'm required to 'refund or replace the wish in its entirety with one of equal or greater value, to the satisfaction of the buyer/customer.' If I give you the wish back, will you be satisfied?" the genie asks you. "Yessiree!"...
1 year ago 70 Words 1 Likes 259 Views -
*snap*
by LazyPenName
Chapter 4 in Wish Upon a Star
"Celius, please, let me ex-" \*snap\* It takes a singular instant. Your ears ring as you observe the fresh coat of paint on your walls. "Tell me you didn't just paint my room with a person, and don't lie to me." "That bitch had it comin'." the genie retorts. He snaps again, re...
2 years ago 105 Words 1 Likes 416 Views -
Ariana Grande
by LazyPenName
Chapter 4 in Wish Upon a Star
"I wish Ariana Grande was in front of me." you say. The genie smiles as he snaps his fingers. "You'll believe God is a- Woah!" she says, panicked and confused. "Who are you? How did I get here?" she asks, looking around. "What is..." she stares at the genie. You reach forward...
2 years ago 149 Words 1 Likes 588 Views -
Intercourse
by LazyPenName
Chapter 3 in Wish Upon a Star
"Jess, our friend here wants to see some action, and frankly, I want to get some, so how about you take off those clothes so I can-" you're interrupted. Jess is suddenly thrown up and against the wall, seemingly by nothing. She struggles to breathe as she scrambles against the i...
2 years ago 139 Words 1 Likes 546 Views -
Yes
by LazyPenName
Chapter 2 in Wish Upon a Star
"I wish I was funny." The genie snaps his fingers. "Two more. Don't blow this." "I wish I had an eight inch dick!" He snaps his fingers again. "Okay, now we're getting somewhere." "I wish Jess were here." He snaps his fingers again and a woman appears next to you. She's tall...
2 years ago 121 Words 3 Likes 1,160 Views -
Someone to Fuck
by LazyPenName
Chapter 3 in Wish Upon a Star
"I'm listening." The genie says, eager to see just what you have in mind. "You can move people through time and space, right?" you inquire, your grin spreading further across your face. "Indeed I can." "Alright, I think I know just what I want. Or rather, who I want-" The gen...
3 years ago 242 Words 3 Likes 871 Views -
No
by LazyPenName
Chapter 2 in Wish Upon a Star
"Of course not!" you exclaim. "Good. Now, let me explain some rules. No wishing for more wishes, obviously, and don't try to find a way around that, either. Wishing for another lamp or another genie won't get you anywhere. I can't make you a god. I can't kill anyone directly. Yo...
4 years ago 311 Words 7 Likes 1,106 Views -
Introduction
by LazyPenName
Chapter 1 in Wish Upon a Star
You sit down at your desk and carefully unwrap the newest addition to your room décor. You set the lamp down on your desk and position it where you'd like it. "Damn, this thing is dirty!" you think to yourself. You drag your finger along the lamp, holding it up in front of you to...
4 years ago 344 Words 10 Likes 3,321 Views
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