Intercourse

"Jess, our friend here wants to see some action, and frankly, I want to get some, so how about you take off those clothes so I can-" you're interrupted.

Jess is suddenly thrown up and against the wall, seemingly by nothing. She struggles to breathe as she scrambles against the invisible **** holding her against the wall.

"24 years!" the genie shouts. "You left me in that lamp for 24 fucking years, and if it weren't for this bumbling fool," the genie turns his head and gestures to you, then looks back at Jess, "I'd still be in there!"

"Look, Celius, I know you're mad-"

"Mad!? I'm not mad. No, I was mad when I found out it was 2022. Now I've had time to think about it. Now, I'm seething. I'm furious. And I'm going to kill you."