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Chapter 5
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Does he give you your wish back?
No
"Tough cookies, mother fucker!" the genie shouts. "I don't like your attitude, and quite frankly, I've had enough of it. Make another wish, or I'm going to give your bedroom a second coat of crimson."
"That's not fair! I was going to cuck you! I had it all planned out, but you ruined it! Show me the rule book! I want to know where it says you can fuck me out of a wish without recourse. Who writes the rules any- Aha! I want to speak with your manager! I'm sure they'll-"
*snap*
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Wish Upon a Star
Three More Wishes Than Yesterday
Before you floats a genie. Big, blue, Willy, and Smithy. "Aight, here's how this is gonna go. I'mma give you three wishes, and if I like what I see, I'll keep the wishes comin' one way or another. I've been trapped out in the cosmos or some shit for 24 years, and I wanna see some action. Since I'm stuck with you, you'll have to do." Looks like $59.99 for that antique lamp was a better bargain than you'd imagined.
Updated on Jan 25, 2025
by LazyPenName
Created on Jun 6, 2022
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