Chapter 2
by 
LazyPenName
Are you a little bitch?
Yes
"I wish I was funny."
The genie snaps his fingers. "Two more. Don't blow this."
"I wish I had an eight inch dick!"
He snaps his fingers again. "Okay, now we're getting somewhere."
"I wish Jess were here."
He snaps his fingers again and a woman appears next to you. She's tall, thin, and has a tight, pert ass that you'd love to get acquainted with. You notice the genie begin to angrily float towards you. "Uh oh." You mutter.
He draws back his hand and launches it at your face. It stings, but you've been hit harder than that for forgetting to clean your room. "Keep my wife's name out yo fuckin' mouth!" he shouts as he angrily floats away.