LazyPenName

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Member since Jun 6, 2022

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: It's not erotica, it's literature!

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: The script for the Gibby Pilot

My favorite word for "penis" is: Schlong

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Prison Pocket

I write erotica because: I'm fuckin' horn-balls 24/7

In conclusion, I am: Not being serious in the slightest

Wish Upon a Star

by LazyPenName

Before you floats a genie. Big, blue, Willy, and Smithy. "Aight, here's how this is gonna go. I'mma give you three wishes, and if I like what I see, I'll keep the wishes comin' one way or another. I've been trapped out in the cosmos or some shit for 24 years, and I wanna see some action. Since I'm stuck with you, you'll have to do." Looks like $59.99 for that antique lamp was a better bargain than you'd imagined.

Updated 1 year ago Fantasy English 8 Chapters Deep 186 Words/Chapter 29 Likes 9,286 Views Customizable Game mode