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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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take antidepressants
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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shampoo bottles
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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long johnson
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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cat
- I write erotica because
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I am
- In conclusion, I am
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deranged
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Emiru
Chapter 5 in Sexual Privilege
You look at each woman. The MILF, the butch sister, or what you assume is the virgin. The two of you make eye contact. Her gaze is hard to read, is it emptiness or something else? It provokes a profound sense of curiosity in you. "Emiru, can you help me out?" She nods. "Yeah I...
1 week ago 274 Words 9 Likes 318 Views -
Yoko
Chapter 5 in Sexual Privilege
You've got three solid choices here. The MILF, the girl your age, and the hot older sister. All completely at your beck and call. Their pussies, tits, assholes, thighs, mouths, hands... You're so hard it could life the table. You gauge your options, but you can't help but be dra...
1 week ago 378 Words 12 Likes 328 Views -
Mrs. Fukuda at the Dinner Table
Chapter 5 in Sexual Privilege
You can't help but get hard and flushed at the thought of having these Japanese girls at your back and call. Mr. Fukuda laughs. "You're incorrigible. Who do you want to help you?" You can't help but feel intimidated as the three women look at you. "Mrs. Fukuda, would you mind?"...
2 weeks ago 214 Words 15 Likes 403 Views -
Watch TV with Mr. Fukuda
Chapter 4 in Sexual Privilege
You wash your hands and head into the den. Mr. Fukuda is watching a drama on the television. "Did my wife please you?" he asks. You stammer for a moment, taken aback by how casually he speaks. "Yes." you say. He turns to look at you, a knowing smile on his face. "So how...
2 weeks ago 280 Words 13 Likes 633 Views -
Shinjuku (Waseda University)
Chapter 3 in Changing the Rules
It took little time to see tremendous change on the world stage. Universities, companies and organizations around the world began to hire white men to serve as glorified dildos for groups of Asian women. Josh and so many others could name their price. Out of all of the options,...
2 years ago 125 Words 19 Likes 6,243 Views -
Blowjob (interrupted)
Chapter 5 in Sex Club
Sitting naked in the cold room as she looked at me, I felt somewhat uncomfortable. My cock was flaccid, and all I could do is look into my doctor's eyes. "Don't worry fella, takes a while." I nodded. She put her hands on my legs. "Just think, the faster ya get hard for me, th...
2 years ago 310 Words 1 Likes 430 Views -
Alice sucks your cock
Chapter 12 in 5/Day 1/Month
"Lie on the floor, and relax" Alice says. "I'll take care of you" You lie down on the cold, cement floor. You feel Alice's hands unbutton your pants, slightly pulling them down. You feel the cold, German air on your cock for a moment, before being engulfed in wetness. Her lips,...
2 years ago 349 Words 4 Likes 486 Views -
Raw Breeding Sex
Chapter 11 in 5/Day 1/Month
"Raw breeding sex. You're supposed to fuck me with no condom, riding me until I creampie you." She hardly raises an eyebrow. "Huh, really?" You can't believe she's bought it. She puts a tiktok on her phone as she pulls down her pants and panties. Her full attention is on the vi...
2 years ago 441 Words 13 Likes 688 Views -
Bob Bloefeld, on my way to a weird party
Chapter 2 in Cyberspunk: Do Androids dream of electric cocks?
"Get away from me", you say. "I'm on my way to a party." The invitation was sent only a few hours ago, and with it, $1000. Enough for a week's worth of groceries and more than enough to peak your interest. You examine it again. _My Dearest Bob,_ _It is with great pleasure that...
3 years ago 380 Words 0 Likes 343 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Cyberspunk: Do Androids dream of electric cocks?
There was a time when people looked at future generations with envy. A soviet time capsule contained a letter to the comrades of future, with the expectation that communism would be constructed, that the Soviet people would be communicating with alien civilizations. To them, huma...
3 years ago 263 Words 4 Likes 1,104 Views -
She makes Mark jack off and gives instructions
Chapter 4 in Sex Club
"Masturbate for me." I felt immediate disappointment. Not even a handjob? She did say that she would fuck me eventually. Was that a joke? I grasped my penis, slowly sliding my hand up and down. This was uncomfortable. Still, I couldn't deny the sexiness of this doctor. Her lar...
3 years ago 353 Words 2 Likes 683 Views -
Gold Experience Requiem but for sex instead of killing
Chapter 31 in 5/Day 1/Month
"Gold Experience Requiem but for sex instead of killing." "Hmm. Explain" the woman says. "Okay, so in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, there's a stand called Gold Experience Requiem, and when it's used the villain is basically killed forever. He keeps getting killed infinite times in...
3 years ago 137 Words 3 Likes 595 Views -
Dirty talk
Chapter 8 in 5/Day 1/Month
"Dirty talk" you say, grinning. Doctor Hill looks embarassed and rolls her eyes. It's the most emotive you've seen her. "Very well. What exact kind of dirty talk are you asking for, Mr. {last\_name}?"
3 years ago 33 Words 7 Likes 807 Views -
An elf
Chapter 4 in 5/Day 1/Month
To your surprise, an elf greets you at the door. Tall, lithe, and thin, with light green skin, pointy ears and platinum blonde hair. "Did I get brain damage?" you say out loud. Sheila looks at you. "It's possible. Why?" Sheila bends over to examine you. You get another view o...
3 years ago 393 Words 9 Likes 1,664 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Sex Club
I sighed, looking up at the same ceiling I had been for months. Was I actually making progress, or fattening the pockets of therapists and manufacturers? "I just don't know. I feel so fucking lonely all the time since I've moved here. Not that I had much luck making friends...
3 years ago 317 Words 4 Likes 2,401 Views -
Head to the Penis Inspection
Chapter 2 in Sex Club
I called the number. It looked like I could make an appointment in the same day. Driving through the rainy city, I found a parking spot that cost less than 10$ an hour. I was ten minutes late. Rain soaked my hair as I walked into the small medical clinic. The other chairs were e...
3 years ago 389 Words 5 Likes 1,279 Views -
Yes
Chapter 3 in Sex Club
"Yeah, I like girls." "And what about women? Ya like older women?" I smiled. Was this really going to happen? "Yes." "Ah, don't be sheepish now. I'll be taking a good look at your cock, checking your stimulation and your refraction period." "Are-are we going to fuck?" "Even...
3 years ago 165 Words 7 Likes 1,039 Views -
Touch ourselves
Chapter 11 in 5/Day 1/Month
This seems like the most consensual option. "Let's touch ourselves." You say. You see a hint of relief in her eyes as she puts her hand down her skirt. She moves it. You have no idea if she's actually touching herself. "That's it" you say, as you begin rubbing your cock. You fe...
3 years ago 239 Words 2 Likes 976 Views -
Mutual Masturbation
Chapter 10 in 5/Day 1/Month
Madeline put her hands in her skirt. You couldn't tell if she was actually touching herself, but she let out a big moan. She spoke in a sultry voice, and bent over to your level. You noticed how tight her blouse was, even if her tits were not the largest. There was something alm...
3 years ago 171 Words 4 Likes 1,218 Views -
Neck
Chapter 3 in One Shots
Gergilius took one step, and with all his might he thrust his pike into the dragon's neck. The once still semidragon thrashed and shrieked in pain. Gergilius tried to hold on to the pike with both hands, but the beast was too strong. He was pulled upwards and dropped as the semi...
3 years ago 101 Words 1 Likes 292 Views
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