An elf

To your surprise, an elf greets you at the door. Tall, lithe, and thin, with light green skin, pointy ears and platinum blonde hair.

"Did I get brain damage?" you say out loud.

Sheila looks at you.

"It's possible. Why?"

Sheila bends over to examine you. You get another view of her bountiful cleavage.

"E-elf" you say.

Sheila rolls her eyes.

"Maybe I had you wrong. I didn't know you were a racist." Sheila says.

Fuck. Are you a racist?

"It is alright, my wonderful Sheila", the elf says in a hypnotic, songlike tone as she gracefully steps towards you.

Sheila steps back, and the elf nurse squats down to meet you eye-to-eye. You are entranced. Her eyes are a piercing bright blue, reflecting only power and wisdom. Her voice is slow, condescending and in an accent you've never heard.

"Human man, I am not a threat to you. I am a healer. I am Solmenya Woodtree, daughter of the blade forests."

You look away from her. When did elves come to this world? Have they always been here? Her presence is so intimidating. Is it her size? A magical ability? Her unblinking eyes?

"I've just... never seen an elf before."

"Like I buy that, you fucking racist piece of shit." Sheila says.

Solmenya raises her hand as if to shush Sheila.

"Fine, I'll walk away. But let me know if this prick says anything bad about you." Sheila says.

Solemenya waits until Sheila leaves before speaking.

"It is this healer's opinion that we need to get you into this hospital, before we deal with your racism."

Solemenya takes your semen sample, opening the cap and licking it with her long tongue as if it's nutella.

"Wow. Such potency." She takes a second and third lick.

"This is not good. You are far too potent, my cursed patient. You'll need to be drained at least five times a day."

"Drained?" you say.

"Yes, drained. Emptied. Extracted. Ejaculated. Masturbated. Your balls are filled with so much magical energy. It could kill you."

She pushes you and the wheelchair into the hospital. You see that Solemenya is far from the only non-human in this hospital.

Solemenya lifts you into a hospital bed, easily and with surprising grace. She pulls the curtains around the bed.

"Wait here, I'm going to consult with the elders." she says.