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Invite Her Upstairs
Chapter 3 in Friends Collide
I finally manage to form words from my mouth as her fingers reach the bottom of my length. “Do you want to head upstairs?” I murmur, my heart beating quicker and quicker, my breathes becoming deeper to compensate. {friend\_name} gives her head a nod, and slowly begins to sit up...
3 years ago 1,458 Words 2 Likes 670 Views -
Invite Her Home
Chapter 2 in Friends Collide
"You can't stay here all night," I say, shrugging off my coat and handing it to her. "You might as well come back with me and crash on my sofa." {friend\_name} gratefully accepts my coat, wrapping it around her shoulders. "Thanks," she says, her teeth chattering. "I don't know w...
3 years ago 856 Words 3 Likes 792 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Friends Collide
The crisp autumn air bites at my skin as {friend\_name} and I make our way down the hill towards the train station. The leaves rustle above us, seeming to whisper secrets as we pass beneath. I pull my thin coat tighter around me, trying to ward off the chill that seems to seep in...
3 years ago 420 Words 2 Likes 1,709 Views -
A teenage boy old enough to be paid
Chapter 2 in Aftermath: Repopulation
You are {first\_name} {last\_name}, recently turned 18. You're still at high school, one of the older ones in your year. The virus had hit your family like every other family, taking your dad from you, but you were lucky enough to keep your sister and mother. School had only bee...
3 years ago 828 Words 13 Likes 1,965 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Aftermath: Repopulation
A year ago the virus hit. No one realised quite how serious it was until it was too late. It spread quickly and killed quickly, and there was still no known cure. The virus spread around the world rapidly, destroying families in its wake. The main hit seemed to be over for now....
5 years ago 255 Words 10 Likes 3,787 Views -
A noise outside your room
Chapter 16 in Running Out Of Patience
A noise outside my room shook me awake. I felt an arm wrapped around body. At the end, a hand was around my breast, giving a slight squeeze. The noise came again, the distinct sound of {friend\_first\_name}’s and {friend\_boyfriend\_first\_name}’s door being shut. I laid my head...
8 years ago 965 Words 5 Likes 1,168 Views -
Yes!
Chapter 15 in Running Out Of Patience
I put my hands on each of his cheeks and pulled his lips onto mine. He placed his hands onto my shoulders as his tongue entered my mouth. I stepped backwards pulling him through the door and he kicked it shut. We kept moving until my back pressed against the wall while our tongue...
8 years ago 1,563 Words 6 Likes 1,339 Views -
Up the hill
Chapter 4 in Survivor
“We should get up onto that hill first” you suggest. “You sure? We’re gunna have to carry {girl\_2}” argues {girl\_1} “She’s not that heavy, and it will be safer than down here.” You start to pack up the first aid kit into your rucksack again, and then notice that {girl\_1} ne...
8 years ago 1,632 Words 8 Likes 779 Views -
Get ready for the date
Chapter 14 in Running Out Of Patience
{his\_first\_name} texted me on Friday. > From: {his\_first\_name} > > I’ll pick you up at 6 tomorrow evening. We’ll get a cab to the restaurant, and wing it from there. Wear something smart. Looking forward to seeing you xx I had butterflies in my stomach all day Friday and S...
8 years ago 918 Words 5 Likes 1,306 Views -
Yes
Chapter 7 in Zoey's
Zoey really didn’t want to anger her blackmailer. What choice did she have? She bolted downstairs, straight to the fridge and dug around. Luckily, she managed to find one. She heard a thud upstairs. Checking the clock on the oven, she could see she had 2 minutes to get back to h...
8 years ago 1,713 Words 12 Likes 2,682 Views -
She tries to get some sleep
Chapter 6 in Zoey's
Luckily Zoey didn’t have any plans tomorrow to cancel, but that didn’t make the night sleep any easier. And this wasn’t just the insomnia. ‘Who was this man? When will he stop blackmailing me? And can I trust him not to just leak the video anyway? It’s not like he has anything t...
8 years ago 358 Words 10 Likes 2,592 Views -
Find the origin
Chapter 3 in Survivor
You break into a run as you try and find the origin of the scream. The scream came again, much louder this time. You must be getting close. You pulled your machete out and hacked your way through the under growth. Again, the scream bounced through the trees, much closer but also...
8 years ago 877 Words 17 Likes 1,090 Views -
Explore
Chapter 2 in Survivor
There was no point in staying here, you had to move out and find some more equipment, and perhaps other survivors. You look up at the sky at the bright star. It looked about mid-day, which didn’t help for navigating. But you didn’t know which way the star would set, or even how l...
8 years ago 330 Words 9 Likes 1,211 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Survivor
You open your eyes, but all you see is grey. After a few seconds, your eyes start stinging and you start coughing. You reach your arms out and feel the solid wall just out of view. After giving it a push, you hear a hissing noise as the door slides up and the smoke begins to clea...
8 years ago 257 Words 14 Likes 3,219 Views -
Leave them be
Chapter 13 in Running Out Of Patience
_They need their privacy, and I can’t shake the feeling that I’m part of the issue…_ Besides, I was starving. I quickly cooked up some pasta and mixed some sauce into it. I didn’t really feel like cooking a full meal tonight. I took it upstairs so I could work while I ate. “You...
8 years ago 1,895 Words 4 Likes 1,454 Views -
No
Chapter 12 in Running Out Of Patience
I sighed as I pressed my back against his chest, his arms passed through mine, connecting around my stomach, holding me tight. _He made a good argument. _ _But I couldn’t_ _What would {friend\_first\_name} think? Not even she had slept with a guy on the first date. Did this ev...
8 years ago 1,218 Words 7 Likes 1,650 Views -
Sounds great!
Chapter 11 in Running Out Of Patience
I typed the words “Sound’s great!” into the keyboard. I quickly opened my calendar app and looked at what time I finished. _4! That’s like 7 hours of pure work! 7 hours until I finally get to see him again_. I opened my messages again. > To: {his\_first\_name} {his\_last\_name...
8 years ago 2,438 Words 5 Likes 1,800 Views -
Yes!
Chapter 10 in Running Out Of Patience
Was it really a question? “Yes!” “Is that a yes to the date or yes your still there?” “Uh, both!” “Great, cool. Amazing! I’ll get something booked and let you know the details.” “Cool, looking forward to it.” “Perfect. I’ll let you get back to your housemates. I’ll see you...
8 years ago 1,327 Words 5 Likes 2,030 Views -
Go shopping with Megan and Zach
Chapter 9 in Running Out Of Patience
“Yeah sure. I could do with grabbing a few things” I replied “Like condoms, and lube!” shouted {friend\_first\_name} I shot her a dirty look. _Probably wouldn’t be the worst idea though…_ _Does the guy normally get that stuff? Do they come in different sizes? How do I know wh...
8 years ago 1,171 Words 7 Likes 2,033 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Running Out Of Patience
I sighed as I close my textbook for the night. I just can’t think straight while I have so much work looming over me. The calm music stops as I pull my earphones out. _I wonder what all the non-losers are doing tonight?_ I thought as I clicked pause on my phone, and opened SnapC...
8 years ago 920 Words 9 Likes 8,357 Views
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