CaptainKitty
Plot Weaver
- CaptainKitty was last seen:
- 2 weeks ago
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- Birthday:
- September 5, 1989
- Location:
- United Kingdom
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Crime, sci-fi, comic books
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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hog
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy is the classic for a reason
- I write erotica because
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I enjoy it. That's why people should write, don't write for likes, don't write what you think other people would like, write what you enjoy.
- In conclusion, I am
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very sorry I abandon stories at the first hint of writer's block or spotting the next shiny object.
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The Planet of the Malls: Naming of a Time Lady by CaptainKitty
Chapter 7 in Items of Power
Steve sighed. Well, she supposed she better get on with it. Get a new Time Lord name, keep the TARDIS happy. Hauling her shopping, it was going to take another hour to walk to Vilavolio's shop, based on the directions she'd been given. Truth be told, the wonder of planet-wide sho...
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The Planet Of The Malls by CaptainKitty
Chapter 6 in Items of Power
Steve grabbed the edge of the console as it lurched, the TARDIS creaking to a halt 'somewhere fun'. It felt like the ship was resisting it, that it found the idea of going somewhere 'fun' rather frivolous. The ship lurched as Steve tried to send it to one destination while the s...
- 5 Likes
- 1,755 Views
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It turns him into Kate Upton, bustiest Time Lady to explore time and space! by CaptainKitty
Chapter 5 in Items of Power
As the console explained, regeneration incorporates a mix of random genetic traits from the individual and some random mutations, with external influences from one's environment, as when Nine regenerated into Ten and took on Rose Tyler's accent and subconsciously became someone m...
- 13 Likes
- 2,299 Views
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Activated a protocol that will make him a Time Lord! by CaptainKitty
Chapter 4 in Items of Power
The script read, from what Steve could now tell, _'Emergency Pilot Procedure'_, alternating between that and swirling to read _'Resume contact with scanner to complete emergency procedure'_. Well, if it was an emergency... Steve let himself fantasise that maybe the Doctor was rea...
- 12 Likes
- 2,425 Views
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A nerdy shut-in's dream comes true by CaptainKitty
Chapter 3 in Items of Power
Steve McKenzie was a nerd. Always a bit of a social outcast, as an adult he went to work, came home, and indulged in his nerdy loves. Video games, Star Wars, and his greatest love, Doctor Who. He wished he could whisk away from his dreary and lonely existence to travel through ti...
- 14 Likes
- 2,752 Views
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A working TARDIS by CaptainKitty
Chapter 2 in Items of Power
Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. The TARDIS. Not just restricted to the popular show Doctor Who, it isn't outside the boundaries of possibility that in infinite worlds with infinite items of power, there wouldn't be a TARDIS sitting out there, just waiting for someone to cl...
- 13 Likes
- 3,780 Views
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What If... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went to work for Hooters? by CaptainKitty
Chapter 3 in What if...?
 _In 2011, at the age of 21, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez graduated cum laude from Boston University with a degree in international relations and economics. Famous for her career in the House of Representatives; out of college her political...
- 11 Likes
- 2,967 Views
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She goes so native she becomes a member of M'tambu's tribe by CaptainKitty
Chapter 3 in Celebrities Blacked
"Fuck me, M'tambu!" Kate lewdly panted, on all fours in the dirt, that titanic black dick spearing her tight royal pussy. It had only been a few days, but their progress across the island seemed to have been halted by, uh, M'tambu's sudden lust. Or, not that she'd admit it to he...
- 12 Likes
- 2,587 Views
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Kate Middleton goes to Africa by CaptainKitty
Chapter 2 in Celebrities Blacked
Catherine, Princess of Wales, wife of the heir to the English throne, was in a real pickle. The pleasure cruiser she'd been aboard had sunk, and separated from her minders, she'd clung to debris and drifted off into the sea. Fortunately, she'd seen an island in the distance, and...
- 13 Likes
- 3,713 Views
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Mandip pulls off the win! by CaptainKitty
Chapter 9 in Hollywood Horror Story
Mandip unsteadily managed to come to a halt. God, she was about to lose, in front of all these people. How humiliating! Jack looked pensive. This was going to come down to it, but maybe... if they... "Mandip, use Dodge!" The Mundane-type move didn't look like much, but...
- 3 Likes
- 508 Views
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