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- September 5, 1989
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- United Kingdom
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Crime, sci-fi, comic books
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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hog
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy is the classic for a reason
- I write erotica because
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I enjoy it. That's why people should write, don't write for likes, don't write what you think other people would like, write what you enjoy.
- In conclusion, I am
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very sorry I abandon stories at the first hint of writer's block or spotting the next shiny object.
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The Planet of the Malls: Naming of a Time Lady
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 7 in Items of Power
Steve sighed. Well, she supposed she better get on with it. Get a new Time Lord name, keep the TARDIS happy. Hauling her shopping, it was going to take another hour to walk to Vilavolio's shop, based on the directions she'd been given. Truth be told, the wonder of planet-wide sho...
2 years ago 1,549 Words 10 Likes 1,446 Views -
The Planet Of The Malls
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 6 in Items of Power
Steve grabbed the edge of the console as it lurched, the TARDIS creaking to a halt 'somewhere fun'. It felt like the ship was resisting it, that it found the idea of going somewhere 'fun' rather frivolous. The ship lurched as Steve tried to send it to one destination while the s...
2 years ago 1,847 Words 5 Likes 1,788 Views -
It turns him into Kate Upton, bustiest Time Lady to explore time and space!
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 5 in Items of Power
As the console explained, regeneration incorporates a mix of random genetic traits from the individual and some random mutations, with external influences from one's environment, as when Nine regenerated into Ten and took on Rose Tyler's accent and subconsciously became someone m...
2 years ago 547 Words 13 Likes 2,343 Views -
Activated a protocol that will make him a Time Lord!
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 4 in Items of Power
The script read, from what Steve could now tell, _'Emergency Pilot Procedure'_, alternating between that and swirling to read _'Resume contact with scanner to complete emergency procedure'_. Well, if it was an emergency... Steve let himself fantasise that maybe the Doctor was rea...
2 years ago 720 Words 12 Likes 2,465 Views -
A nerdy shut-in's dream comes true
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 3 in Items of Power
Steve McKenzie was a nerd. Always a bit of a social outcast, as an adult he went to work, came home, and indulged in his nerdy loves. Video games, Star Wars, and his greatest love, Doctor Who. He wished he could whisk away from his dreary and lonely existence to travel through ti...
2 years ago 531 Words 14 Likes 2,801 Views -
A working TARDIS
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 2 in Items of Power
Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. The TARDIS. Not just restricted to the popular show Doctor Who, it isn't outside the boundaries of possibility that in infinite worlds with infinite items of power, there wouldn't be a TARDIS sitting out there, just waiting for someone to cl...
2 years ago 151 Words 13 Likes 3,844 Views -
What If... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went to work for Hooters?
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 3 in What if...?
 _In 2011, at the age of 21, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez graduated cum laude from Boston University with a degree in international relations and economics. Famous for her career in the House of Representatives; out of college her political...
2 years ago 496 Words 11 Likes 3,015 Views -
She goes so native she becomes a member of M'tambu's tribe
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 3 in Celebrities Blacked
"Fuck me, M'tambu!" Kate lewdly panted, on all fours in the dirt, that titanic black dick spearing her tight royal pussy. It had only been a few days, but their progress across the island seemed to have been halted by, uh, M'tambu's sudden lust. Or, not that she'd admit it to he...
2 years ago 651 Words 12 Likes 2,603 Views -
Kate Middleton goes to Africa
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 2 in Celebrities Blacked
Catherine, Princess of Wales, wife of the heir to the English throne, was in a real pickle. The pleasure cruiser she'd been aboard had sunk, and separated from her minders, she'd clung to debris and drifted off into the sea. Fortunately, she'd seen an island in the distance, and...
2 years ago 683 Words 13 Likes 3,736 Views -
Mandip pulls off the win!
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 9 in Hollywood Horror Story
Mandip unsteadily managed to come to a halt. God, she was about to lose, in front of all these people. How humiliating! Jack looked pensive. This was going to come down to it, but maybe... if they... "Mandip, use Dodge!" The Mundane-type move didn't look like much, but...
2 years ago 1,082 Words 3 Likes 519 Views -
Jack turns up for his first official battle
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 8 in Hollywood Horror Story
It had been an odd week. Per the Professor's advice, Jack hadn't let Mandip out of her Ball more than a few hours a day, enough to eat balls of rice in curry sauce, train her moves up (even deigning to shoot curry from her tits a few times) and groom her. It felt odd, this half-P...
2 years ago 1,440 Words 2 Likes 436 Views -
It's debuted in a Pokémon battle, of course!
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 7 in Hollywood Horror Story
The Pokémon Professor turned the screen away from Mandip. "Well, we don't understand where the names are generated from, maybe you ought to try it out and then see how you feel?" This just piqued Mandip's curiosity more. "Come on, you have to tell me what your fucked up Pokémon...
2 years ago 1,780 Words 4 Likes 476 Views -
Time to train some Pokémon!
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 6 in Hollywood Horror Story
The Pokémon Professor fiddled with Jack's phone, before handing it back to him open in a Pokédex app. "Oh wow, you guys really committed to the theme, here," Jack marvelled, as he swiped through its tabs. The old man chuckled, a little embarrassed, "Yeah, it's a silly project th...
2 years ago 1,111 Words 5 Likes 562 Views -
Mandip is taken to the "Pokémon Professor"
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 5 in Hollywood Horror Story
Mandip wasn't aware of what happened next. She was dimly aware of floating in a white digital space, but wasn't aware of time, or what else might be in the space. It didn't feel distressing, or calming, it just felt like a pause. Outside, Jack had rushed to the location Josh had...
2 years ago 762 Words 5 Likes 588 Views -
Mandip Gill is captured by a Doctor Who fan
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 4 in Hollywood Horror Story
The Poké Ball scene started off fairly quietly. A small group of programming and engineering nerds, united by their love of science and the Pokémon franchise, developed the project. As it became clear the project was viable, they poured more and more time and resources into it, i...
2 years ago 504 Words 2 Likes 733 Views -
The human Poké Ball
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 3 in Hollywood Horror Story
 It hadn't gone mainstream yet, but to a few people in the know... Apparently a few tech geeks in London & LA had managed to develop and manufacture a 'human' Poké Ball; a device that could capture a human being in it and thereafter them...
2 years ago 221 Words 3 Likes 896 Views -
She gives a shocking performance of her new single
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 7 in Fantasies
After the credits, there was only a brief segment before segueing to the musical guest. The camera panned over to Hayley before a white wall, a mirror propped up behind her. Shockingly, Nigga Williams had stripped down to just a lacy blue bra and panties, her wide brown hips and...
2 years ago 506 Words 2 Likes 386 Views -
Go public
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 6 in Fantasies
_A few weeks later..._ Rumours had been circulating for a while. Hayley Williams of Paramore had had that crazy black body surgery. But no one quite believed it, until one stunning night on primetime, as the host announced, "Now, we've got a world exclusive tonight. There's been...
2 years ago 636 Words 2 Likes 401 Views -
Her therapist, who has ulterior motives
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 5 in Fantasies
As part of the compensation the clinic were frantically trying to agree with Hayley's lawyers, they were providing counselling and physical therapy to help her integrate with her new form. Today she was Skypeing with a therapist, Dr Kinsberg. Unbeknownst to her (and actually unbe...
2 years ago 988 Words 1 Likes 472 Views -
Hayley Williams is accidentally transformed into a black woman
by CaptainKitty
Chapter 4 in Fantasies
Hayley sighed as she looked in the mirror. Her face looked much like it used to, the same overall face shape, her nose and lips in the usual place. It was still the same pale hue, although it was beginning to darken day by the day. She was a full half foot taller, and her body wa...
2 years ago 409 Words 1 Likes 650 Views
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