Chapters tagged reality warping

by Beast79

Chapter 10

"Are you welching on the bet?" Xander asked. Then mused, "Oooor is it welsh?" "Welsh, welch, whatever." Buffy threw her hands up in the air. And walking away from _Xander she_ called over her shoulder, "Who cares. Just let it go, forget I ever said anything about a bet." Xander...

by Beast79

Chapter 11

"Its not like she's home." Buffy said. "She's on one of her 'art trips' buying for her gallery." "But if she is." Xander pressed. "But she isn't." "But if she is." "Isn't. " Buffy huffed. "Is?" Xander teased. Buffy knew that Xander and she could keep doing this, they could...

by Beast79

Chapter 13

"So, touchy subject, dont get mad at me. But i am curious about something." Xander started. Buffy looked up at him and raised one eyebrow, "Yes?" "You cant get mad at me." He reiterated. "I just have a question." "I wont get mad. I promise." Buffy agreed. The question was prob...

by Beast79

Chapter 12

Xander couldn't help but smirk. "Soooo any other secrets you havent told me, Buff?" Buffy raised a questioning eyebrow. "Like what?" Xander just shrugged his shoulders in an exaggerated way. "Iunno. But you can tell me anything. I promise. Your secrets are safe with me. Whateve...

by Beast79

Chapter 13

"Wrong? Nope." Xander answered. Internally rationalizing the idea of Joyce as a porn star. A woman had to work to feed her family and some jobs just paid more than others... and required less, uh, refrences... and working less but getting paid more wasnt a crime... it was actual...

by Beast79

Chapter 14

"Sooooo...." Xander drawled as he tried to work out what to say. "Sew buttons." Buffy sniped back. Clearing his throat Xander pressed ahead. There had to be a deliacte way to ask Buffy if she was going to do porn like her Mom apparently was. "Soooo is there... are there... job...

by Beast79

Chapter 11

"Xander." Buffy asked her voice had a slight tremor and she seemed distracted as she stared off into the night sky. She took a deep breath and then straightened up, fixed her posture to ramrod straight, pushed her shoulders back and thrust her chest out at him. "Can you answer a...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

"Two cokes." Xander just stared at Buffy. After more then thirty seconds of just staring in silence he asked in his most deadpan voice, "really?" Buffy giggled and made a show out of patting down her pants pockets. "C'Mon, Xand, I'm just a poor freshwoman in college. Not exactl...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

Xander looked at the hole in the ground that Buffy had fallen into. "Can you climb out of there?" After several seconds of silence Buffy answered. "No. I cant climb out. There's no good handholds and the dirt falls apart in my hands. And its too high for me to jump. I just trie...

by Beast79

Chapter 9

"Buffy you and your clothes are completely clean and dont appear to be messed up at all." Xander said out of nowhere. "What?" Buffy asked as she looked over at Xander and then down at herself and her pristeen clithes and skin without a hint of dirt in sight "Oh." Xander did a w...

by Beast79

Chapter 10

"What?" Xander yelped as he caught the fact that Buffy had fisted her hands and was glaring daggers at him. Buffy actually growled at him, "YOU... MESSED... WITH... MY... HAIR!" Buffy growled. "I, uh, I... made... it... better?" Xander offered weakly. "AHHHHHHH!" Buffy stomped...

by Beast79

Chapter 11

Trusting that his power could work at distance Xander proclaimed, "Buffy Summers believes that tonight finished with her taking Giles home and dropping him off at his place, safe and sound. Because Giles is home, safe and sound, I totally didnt forget about him and left him on th...

by Beast79

Chapter 14

There was a chance here for him to be nicer than he had been. To fix a mistake or two. To be a better man. "Soooo... I have been sending get well cards and small gifts to Faith's hospital room all this time, at least once a week and visiting once a week since I got back from my...

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Chapter 5

"How ya doing?" Buffy asked as she finally managed to get free. Standing up right and ignoring his aches and pains Xander gave her a cocky smile, "Feelin' fine, Buff." Buffy gave him a disbelieving look and snorted, "Sure ya do. It's not like a demon witch smacked you around an...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

"Not that you have anything to worry about, Buff, you are the most beautiful girl in... in..." Xander stammered for a second as she looked up at him and gave him a small smile, "In all of California." Buffy's smile went from small to wide. "Well, that's mighty kind of you to say...

by Beast79

Chapter 10

"G looks like he's fine t'me. Gettin' his forty winks in." A woman's voice called out of the darkness. Xander and Buffy startled and quickly got to their feet. Buffy got into a fighting stance while Xander just stood protectively over the sleeping Giles. "We gonna be cool?" The...