Chapters tagged buffy the vampire slayer

by Beast79

Chapter 5

It had been a strangely quiet night but Joyce appreciated that, her job wasn't stressful per se but still, after a long day it was nice to unwind in peace and quiet. Although Buffy being out and about this late at night without even checking in? That did worry her a bit. However...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

"Xander, sweetie, hows your day been?" Joyce asked, keeping to neutral topics as they weren't yet in private. Xander let out a small whine as he reached the top of the stairs, "Ugh... hectic?" he shrugged, "That's a good a word as any. Weird is also a good word for today." "How...

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Chapter 8

Before she stood and went to see Xander again Joyce decided to check something. As a very, VERY sexually experienced woman she had had lovers that were both men and women. And while she knew that Xander was the perfect man for her, or any woman, she had seen almost all there was...

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Chapter 9

"Xander?" Joyce asked as she came back downstairs. She looked left and right and cold hear muffled male voices coming from the kitchen. Angry male voices. Creeping towards the kitchen and being as quiet as possible Joyce listened for even the quietest sound. "...off, Deadboy!" x...

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Chapter 10

"Xander, explain what the hell is going on." Joyce commanded. Xander blanched as he looked from Joyce to the woman on the floor who was now marveling at her own hands. "Okay." Xander said slowly. He pointed to the woman, "That is Drusilla." "And?" Joyce used her Mom voice. Let...

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Chapter 9

Stepping out into the hall Joyce was surprised to see Xander sprint from her room into Buffy's room. Curious she followed and watched as the boy closed and locked all the windows in the room. "Everything ok?" She asked as Xander stared thru the window worriedly. He twirled arou...

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Chapter 4

It was a tired and aching Xander Harris who surveyed his surroundings. Everyone was alive. Which was good. Everyone was beat up. Which was bad. _But thems the breaks when you fight evil,_ he thought with a smirk. "Is the bi- uhh -witch dead?" He heard Buffy call out from the co...

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Chapter 5

"You think Giles is going to be okay?" Buffy asked as she picked up the older man. "Suuurrree." Xander drawled. "He was only in the middle of a magical explosion." Then Xander suddenly hypothesized, "Wait a sec.... Reality altering magical ressurection... uh, ritual stuff, explo...

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Chapter 6

"How about dinner?" Xander perked up, "A date?" Buffy shook her head, "No. No, just a meal. Not a date. Just me paying for your food. Not even necessarily food we eat together. Just... I pay for your food. It doesnt have to be dinner. It could be lunch. It could be breakfast. I...

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Chapter 7

"Hey, uh, so, uhm, if you are right... and mystical mojo happens to Giles what happens to you?" Buffy asked. Diverting to conversation to keep from thinking about sexy thoughts and Xander. Xander hmmmed as he swung his arms about, "Well, I wasnt exactly at ground zero, Buff. I w...

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Chapter 8

"Okay. There we go. Snug as a bug in a rug." Buffy set Giles down on his bed and stepped away from the out cold Watcher. "C'mon, Buff. Try a little." Xander stepped around her, first he pulled the Watcher's glasses off. Then he manhandled Giles enough to get his jacket off. He f...

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Chapter 10

"Are you welching on the bet?" Xander asked. Then mused, "Oooor is it welsh?" "Welsh, welch, whatever." Buffy threw her hands up in the air. And walking away from _Xander she_ called over her shoulder, "Who cares. Just let it go, forget I ever said anything about a bet." Xander...

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Chapter 11

"Its not like she's home." Buffy said. "She's on one of her 'art trips' buying for her gallery." "But if she is." Xander pressed. "But she isn't." "But if she is." "Isn't. " Buffy huffed. "Is?" Xander teased. Buffy knew that Xander and she could keep doing this, they could...

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Chapter 12

"Soooooo..." xander drawled out. "Do you or don't you?" "Do what?" Buffy asked. "What do you think?" Xander gave her a look of exasperation. Buffy just shrugged. "No idea what you're talking about, Xand." "Do you polka." Xander said snippily. Shaking his head at Buffy he snor...

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Chapter 13

"So, touchy subject, dont get mad at me. But i am curious about something." Xander started. Buffy looked up at him and raised one eyebrow, "Yes?" "You cant get mad at me." He reiterated. "I just have a question." "I wont get mad. I promise." Buffy agreed. The question was prob...

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Chapter 14

"I... I don't know Xander." Buffy really did not want to have that conversation with her mother. Normal conversations about dancing could be uncomfortable. Depending on whether or not her mom decided to add a 'humorous' anecdote from her career as a dancer. "Please. Pretty pleas...

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Chapter 15

"So what outfit do you wear?" Xander asked. "The what now?" Buffy frowned up at him. Xander looked down at her, "When you strip, what are you wearing? What outfit... uh, ensemble...erm, costume?" Buffy shook her head, "Nope. Nu-uh. I dont do that. I just dance and work the pol...

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Chapter 12

Xander couldn't help but smirk. "Soooo any other secrets you havent told me, Buff?" Buffy raised a questioning eyebrow. "Like what?" Xander just shrugged his shoulders in an exaggerated way. "Iunno. But you can tell me anything. I promise. Your secrets are safe with me. Whateve...

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Chapter 13

"Wrong? Nope." Xander answered. Internally rationalizing the idea of Joyce as a porn star. A woman had to work to feed her family and some jobs just paid more than others... and required less, uh, refrences... and working less but getting paid more wasnt a crime... it was actual...

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Chapter 14

"Sooooo...." Xander drawled as he tried to work out what to say. "Sew buttons." Buffy sniped back. Clearing his throat Xander pressed ahead. There had to be a deliacte way to ask Buffy if she was going to do porn like her Mom apparently was. "Soooo is there... are there... job...