Spinning

"So, touchy subject, dont get mad at me. But i am curious about something." Xander started.

Buffy looked up at him and raised one eyebrow, "Yes?"

"You cant get mad at me." He reiterated. "I just have a question."

"I wont get mad. I promise." Buffy agreed. The question was probably stupid and not worth getting worked up over anyways.

"Uh, right, don't hit me..." Xander held his hands up in front of him.

"Get on with it." Buffy rolled her eyes at his antics.

"Do you, um.... Or, uh, is it...." xander stopped, held up a finger for a moments pause and just thought thru what he wanted to say.

"Fuck it." He shook his head.

"Boobs." He announced. He looked down at Buffy, "What impact does boob size have on how you dance? You have small boobs, your mom has bigger boobs; what do you differently because of that?"

Buffy huffed and let her head drop back as she let out a small groan. She wasnt going to deal with the fact that her mom's huge tits were something Xander was looking at. It wasnt worth getting mad at a teenage boy for looking at obviously large breasts. But the idea that dancers had to have huge breasts was a bad stereotype. "Of course. Of fucking course. Its always boobs with guys."

"Sorry." Xander took a step away from her, "Dont hit me."

Buffy waved him off, "It's fine. It's... normal. I guess. Guys hear about stripping and all they think about is girls with huuuuge tits shaking their boobs about."

"Well, it is the thing we see the most in movies." Xander replied.

"Yeah. Yeah. Hollywood is Hollywood. Not reality. Not everyone dancing has to have huge boobs" Buffy griped.

Xsnder cleared his throat. "Uh, your mom does."

Buffy weakly nodded, "Y-yeah. She does. That's just nature. It's not like she had a boob job like a lot of dancers do."

"But does it make a difference?" Xander asked.

Letting out another long sigh Buffy answered, "Yes. Theres a difference. Girls with small tits aren't going to be doing the same type of thing as big boob girls. They, we, focus more on the assets we do have." Buffy reached back and slapped a hand down on her bubble butt.

"Such as?" Xander pressed.

"Big boob girls can take a guy, put his head between their tits and y'know do their thing. Push their tits together for guys to stuff dollars between." Buffy gestured to her own small breasts. "I can't exactly do that."

Buffy bent over a bit and thrust her ass out at Xander, "But my butt? That? I can do the same thing with this magnificent ass."

"It is indeed a magnificent ass." Xander watched as Buffy straightened up, "Are there other things?"

"Do you have a specific thing in mind, Xand? What are you dancing around talking about. It's better to just come out and ask me about it." Buffy looked at him with a quizzical look.

With a slight flush to his cheek Xander answered her. "Okay, so have you ever seen Elvira's movie?" Buffy shook her head, "I did when I was, like, eleven and it's been burned into my brain ever since. See, Elvira ends the movie with a big dance number and her show stopper final act is the spinning tassle trick." Seeing Buffy's uncomprehending look he elaborated, "Y'know, topless but for tassles on her, I guess, pasties? Anyways she spins them one way, then the other, then opposite directions at the same time." Xander held up his hands to his chest and twirled his index fingers for emphasis.

Buffy slowly nodded her head. "Okay. I understand what your saying but why are you asking me about it?"

"Well.... can you do that?" Xander nervously asked. "Or do you need bigger boobs to pull that off."

Buffy put two and two together, "You want me to try the spinning tassle trick when you get your lapdance?"

Xander blushed but nodded his head quickly. "Yes please."

"I've never even heard of it before today." Buffy shook her head.

"Would it help if you watched Elvira?" Xander asked. "It's a pretty fun campy 80s movie."

"It couldn't hurt." Buffy still shook her head, "But that doesnt mean I'll be able to do it."

"Does your mom know how to do it? I bet she does. I bet if you called her and asked she'd tell you how to do it." Xander said quickly, "Since she knows so much about stripping and burlesque and everything, and given her big boobs she has to know how to do the spinning tassle trick."

"This is really important to you isnt it?" Buffy asked. Absently wondering if her top heavy mother had learned how to do the spinning tassle trick.

"Defining moment of my adolescents. Where I consciously realized women were women and why that was making me feel... feelings." Xander explained.

"Seriously?"

Xander nodded furiously.