Reassurance

"Not that you have anything to worry about, Buff, you are the most beautiful girl in... in..." Xander stammered for a second as she looked up at him and gave him a small smile, "In all of California."

Buffy's smile went from small to wide. "Well, that's mighty kind of you to say, good sir."

"It's the truth." Xander looked at his gorgeous friend. "You are."

Buffy slowly nodded in agreement, "I... I guess so. Maybe. I'm pretty, but there are a lot of pretty girls. Here, there and everywhere."

"They might be pretty, Buffy, but you are the most beautiful." Xander said with certainty.

Buffy just smiled up at him again. "Well I dont want to sound egotistical and conceited and say that myself, y'know."

"You are indeed so very humble about your beauty." Xander agreed.

"And if I can give you a compliment back? You have to accept that you are quite possibly the biggest guy in the California school system." Buffy struck a body builder pose and with a smirk and a snicker, added, "And I'm sure, to ease your fragile male ego, that you are the Biggest where it counts too."

Xander rolled his eyes and bowed his head in thanks, "That I am, Buff, that I am." He shook his head at the absurdity of Buffy reassuring him about being well hung. "And I'm so glad you feel safe enough to talk to me about anything at all. No matter how embarassing."

"No problem." Buffy gave a mock salute at his words. "Y'know, I've always wondered about something..." Buffy leaned in towards him.

"Something?" Xander asked defensively.

"There any downsides to being that big?" Buffy asked with a raised eyebrow. "Be honest."

Xander sighed deeply. "Well, yeah." There were downsides to have that big of a penis. "Outside of clothing being a problem. I wear a lot of sweat pants for a reason. Comfort. And never being squeezed by constricting material. Then theres the pain that is underwear. I cant exactly comfortably wear a pair of briefs."

"No love for the mighty tighty whitey?"

"Not comfortable."

"What else?" Buffy pressed.

"Sitting down on the jon is... well... making sure Captain Happy doesnt dip down into the toilet water is a constant chore."

"Captain Happy?" Buffy bgean giggling before breaking into outright hysterical laughter.

Xander groaned and waited for Buffy to finish laughing. "Cordelia's pet name for, well, y'know."

"And... and what... did... Cordelia think... about... the Captain?" Buffy managed to get out as she gasped for air while recovering from laughter.

"Not a fan." Xander frowned. "Too big, it turns out. She wasnt going to do anything but uh..." Xander trailed off.

A quickly sobering Buffy reached out a reassuringly put her hand on Xander's arm. "You dont have to say anything."

Xander just shrugged, "oh what the hell. Cordy basically said I was too big for her to put in her. If you get my drift. Not, uhm, not in any, uhm, orifice. She didnt want to **** and she didnt want to be torn in half. Get me?"

Buffy inclined her head, "Yeah, I get you." She patted Xander's arm. With a frown she looked up at her friend, "So what about licking? Did she at least lick the Captain if she wasn't going to give you full oral? Did she at least give you a handjob?"

Xander blushed but did nod his head. "She did. She did give me a hand... from time to time, if you catch my drift. Eventually there was even licking. Um, it could take awhile for me to, uhm, reach completion when Cordy got handsy, so she added a little tongue."

"Well that was nice of her." Buffy mock glared up at Xander. "And you better have been a good boyfriend and reciprocated with the tongue."

"Buff, I was the best possible boyfriend when it came to Tongue. I was more than happy to Tongue multiple times a day. I was so good at it I could slip Cordy some tongue and get her to completion five minutes later. Buff, I am a Tongue master." Xander said with a straight face and all seriousness.

Buffy just stared up at him for a long minute and then shook her head, "Well.... damn." She then got up on her tiptoes and leaning in looked at his mouth.

"What?" Xander leaned back as much as he was able while still carrying someone.

"Big guy, big everything..." Buffy stared at his mouth, "Big tongue?"

Xander grinned, "Like I said before Buffy, I'm big all over."

Buffy tsked her tongue and shook her head as she stepped away from him, "Some girls get all the luck."

Xander mused at her. "Hey, college is all about new chances and growing, yeah? So maybe your luck is just around the corner."