no one home

The elevator stopped on the third floor. The door opened and a man with a dog on a leash was standing there.

"Should have taken the stairs," muttered Piper as she and her sisters tried to cover as much of their bodies as possible.

"Truth or dare," said Phoebe as the three walked past the stunned man who silently entered the elevator and stared after the naked women until the doors shut.

The sisters made it to Phoebe's friend's apartment and knocked on the door. There was no answer. After a few more tries, there was still no answer.

"Damn, now what?" asked Phoebe. "Prue, you could use your power to knock the door open."

"Yeah, but that would break the lock, and leave her place open until she returned."

"We could wait for her while we figure out something then explain why we broke in," said Phoebe.

"Seriously, Phoebe?" asked Piper. "We tell her someone came into our house, stole everything in the house made of cloth, created a portal...."

"No, we tell her we were **** and left naked behind this building."

"Look, we have to do something!" said Prue. She shoved her palms towards the door handle and the door cracked open, wood breaking and cracking.

The three rushed in and closed the door, but it would not lock, and the handle would not click.

They went to the bedroom. Prue took a blouse out of the closet and slipped it on. "Oh my god!" she screamed. She took the blouse off.

"What?" asked her sisters together.

"It burned like acid!" said Prue.

"Let me try," said Piper. She slipped the blouse on. "Oh my god! Oh my god!" she started scratching at her skin through the blouse. "It itches like mad!" She tried to keep it on, but could not. She took it off.

Phoebe took it. "My turn I guess." She slipped on the blouse. The blouse glowed white hot then vanished.

"Well, we're even more screwed!" said Prue.

The three tried to cover themselves with towels, but the same thing happened. They felt like acid to Prue, fiberglass coated in poison ivy to Piper, and would just vanish if Phoebe covered herself with them.

The three sat in the living room. "I'm all out of ideas," said Prue.

"Nothing," said Piper.

Phoebe just shook her head.

The three sat there in silence, wracking their brains for several minutes until there came a loud knock on the door. "Police! Open up!"

The sisters' eyes went wide. "Oh god no!" said Prue.