Zoey Beckett (Girl) - Runner Up

(Art credit to Rino99.)

HI! My name is Zoey Beckett and I think you should...um...uh...hmmmmm...

Grim: Zoey?

Should I say hire...or choose...or vote for.... He he he! I don't know! Tee he he!

Grim: Just whatever you want. You choose, just keep talking. They're watching you right now.

They are!? Wow! He he he! Hi guys! Did I get the job Mr. Grim?

Grim: Oh geez. Zoey, you haven't even started the interview yet.

You said something about a casting couch. I just see this bed and this coffee cup and...

Grim: Gah, never mind that right now! Jesus, I hope Chloe didn't hear that. Listen kid, you better get started if you want the gig.

Oh! Yes, of course!

Ahem.

HI! My name is Zoey Beckett and I think you should...um...choose me to be in Runt of the Litter because....uh...um.... Hmmm. Oh yeah! I know Elsie from school. She helps me with my school work on account of I don't get such good grades. She is real smart and I think she is the smartest person in the whole world and um...she is super-dee-duper nice!

I would like to be Jesse's girlfriend cause he is so hot and real real smart. I had the hots for him when he was in my school last year and I want to be his girlfriend cause he is so hot and real real smart. Elsie says he is nice and he must be if he is her brother and she is nice so I think he must be nice too and I got the hots for him cause he is so hot. I kinda got a crush on him. I always asked Elsie if I could meet her brother. I asked and asked but she always said no for some reason. But now maybe yes! Oh boy!

With Elsie's help I am going to graduate this year and my Daddy says I better or I gotsta get a job on account of we don't have so much money and I think Jesse is super hot. I wanna smooch him ALLLL over!

I like short skirts and short shorts and swimming and sun bathing and...um...yeah.

...

He he he!

Grim: Er...anything else?

Oh! Uh, yeahhhhh. Um. I am 18 years old aaaand I got blonde hair and blue eyes...I like sweets and...according to this mug coffee makes me horny...or something?

Grim: Never mind the mug!

Oh! Well...you gave it to me! Coffee doesn't actually get me horny...though I do get horny...a lot!

Grim: Sigh.

Did I win?

Grim: Double sigh.

Oh, and I like puppies and sweets and and and drawing cute little cuties and sweets and...

Grim: You said sweets already.

He he he! Yeahhhhh. Soooo...I am always happy and um, my Mama says I'm not so obs...observ....obser...observant! Yeah! Observant! I don't know what that means but she always shakes her head just like this when she says it. Isn't that funny!?

Grim: Oh Jesus, what was I thinking?

Yeah! Just like that! I find thinking just gets in the way. He he he!

Grim: Shit, what have I done?

Um...Mr. Grim?

Grim: Yes?

Why am I naked?

Grim: Cause this is a smut story Zoey. You might end up being naked a lot.

Oh! He he he! Okay! Feels kinda nice.

Grim: Oh man, okay Zoey. We should wrap this disaster up. Last chance.

For what?

Grim: To be in the story! GAH! Jesus, I think I might have jumped the shark.

AHH! I don't like sharks. They're scary! They're gonna eat me up!

Grim: Get back out here! There are no sharks!

Do I get paid extra for jumping sharks?

Grim: You don't get paid at all! You get to exist. I will use my awesome godlike powers of creation and bring you to life!

He he he! You're cute!

Grim: GAH! Okay, I think we're done here.

Did I mention I only like boys? No girls or futas for me! I just want one perfect boy...like Jesse! And I wanna be a animal scientist and pet all the animals...not sharks though...but Mama said I should go be a hair dresser or something and...I like sweets and I like pretty colors... I like sex too! But who doesn't. He he he. I don't like yucky things or yucky people and... Hey, do you like my earrings? Mr. Grim gave them to me. I like them very much.

Grim: Okay, that's enough. The End.

Oh...okay...thank you....and...um...I love you.

Grim: You don't mean that.

Mean what?

Grim: I love you.

Awwww! I love you too Mr. Grim!!! Yay!!!

Grim: Oh my god! Okay...THE END!