Work, Altruism, and Selfishness.

Josh took a few moments to process what just happened. Since getting on this bus he had received godlike powers through a phone app, changed the size and shape of every human being on earth, was given a violent combination handjob, blowjob and tit fuck in public by a total stranger, doused said stranger with a preposterous amount of cum, before finally starting a potential friendship or romance with her. And as far as Lavanya, and the rest of the world, was concerned not only was what she did normal, but it was all her idea.

This app was truly the best thing to ever happen to Josh.

And as Josh sat on the bus he remembered what he had wanted to do before he embarked on his perverse little escapade. Now sated, he knew he should make good on his unspoken promise. He thought of a few things he should definitely start with. Though he was careful and made sure his new rules were not retroactive as they would radically change the world and without memories of this new world he would be truly lost. He was still going to make the world way better than it was, but, as Bender Bending Rodriguez once said, he didn't want to have to memorize a bunch of new kings.

Starting now the rate of violent crime will begin to drop precipitously over the next decade until it becomes effectively zero.

Starting now global poverty will begin to drop precipitously over the next decade until it becomes effectively zero.

Starting now war will become rarer and rarer until global peace is established in a decade.

Starting now multiple major breakthroughs in the fields of medical science, biochemistry and genetics will produce cures for all known diseases. All of this will be in the next decade.

As Josh hit enter he felt a swell of pride in his chest. The future just got far better. As he contemplated what to do next he arrived at his own stop and got ready to disembark. Lumbering down the aisle towards the exit he tried to get used to moving in his new body. It proved surprisingly easy, all things considered. The few remaining passengers on the bus were all women who, as he passed, averted their eyes. He also smiled at that. The world would be a Utopian paradise where his greatest fantasy was all around him.

As he started down the steps, noticing the small set of half-steps running along the side for women, he contemplated what to do next.

Of course being on his way to work it was only natural his thoughts would turn to making his work life better. Josh worked in IT for Vermilion Progress. It was a relatively new research and development company. They had fingers in every pie from alternative energy to computer science to space exploration to medical technologies to anything in between. VP was an exciting and deeply rewarding company to work for. Not only was he helping usher in a new age of learning and scientific understanding, but the company was currently privately owned by its founder and CEO Hobart Marlowe III, who would soon be retiring. When this happened the company would go public and all full-time employees would receive stocks in the new company. Marlowe was an old money eccentric who thought his employees should be well rewarded for their hard work.

And Josh appreciated that given it was definitely hard work. Unlike most corporate jobs Josh had worked in, where the primary challenge of his day was staving off boredom, he was only barely able to stay on top of things. The wide variety of enterprises they participated in meant every department had several interconnected and complicated issues they faced. In addition every employee was acutely aware that this company was going places and that this was their chance to get in on the ground floor of something monumental. This bred a horrendous culture where everyone was eager to take on too much work and refused to offer help to anyone. In truth Josh suspected that if he had even one person he could rely on at work he would have no trouble with his workload. Instead he slaved away day after day week after week often coming in nights and weekends to get his horrific workload finished. And most of his coworkers worked just as hard to fall farther and farther behind.

These work difficulties also impacted his private life. Part of why he was single was that the women in his life could only be cancelled at the last minute for their first date in weeks so many times. The image of his dirty one bedroom apartment also flashed through his head. And after two years of this he was very tempted to call it quits. He had lasted longer than most after all. He made it to his second anniversary.

Actually it was his second anniversary today. And that gave Josh an idea. It was a fairly selfish idea but it could help take care of his professional problems and maybe a few of his personal ones as well. He held up his phone, opened the app and began to type.

Every two years all male employees of Vermilion Progress undergo an evaluation. If this evaluation rates them as an especially effective employee they are given a special promotion. This promotion comes with a pay raise and personal office. In addition promotions through this two year evaluation allow the employee to also gain a female personal assistant. She is chosen by the promoted employee and can be any female employee of VP.

Personal assistants assigned through these two year evaluations are given equal pay to the man they work for. However for all other purposes he is considered her immediate superior.

Personal assistants assigned through these two year evaluations are responsible for helping their boss with his workload. For all future evaluations the two are always evaluated as a pair. They are expected to be about 1.5 times as productive as a normal employee.

Personal assistants assigned through these two year evaluations are responsible for helping their boss with his personal affairs. These duties are, up to and including, the following: Organizing his schedule, taking his messages, managing his personal services (such as laundry, maid services, handymen, personal shoppers etc.) More of these duties can be unilaterally added by her boss.

It is quite common for female personal assistants to develop crushes on their male bosses if they are attracted to men. If the pair act on these feelings in any way it is considered perfectly acceptable and professional.

As he got ready to hit enter he paused to do a quick re-read of his rules. With this his life should be a lot easier and more entertaining. Hitting enter he proceeded to work with an extra bounce in his step. This was selfish and he knew it, but after his earlier good works didn't he deserve a little something special for himself? He was now very much looking forward to work now, and felt a little curiosity bubbling up in him. What was waiting for him at work?