Try the library.

Covering my shredded up underwear and exposed ass with both hands, I run up the steps to the library, **** to escape my crush's sight.

Zelda can't help laughing hard at my nearly naked self as she opens the door to let me inside, I get a good look at her too; she is cuter than a baby kitten in her pleated mini skirt that shows off at least half of her slender thighs, knee-high converse, superman tank top which hugs her perky breasts, and circular lens glasses.

She is almost doubled over with laughter and even begins pointing at my groin, before she brings herself upright again.

I slip behind the nearest bookshelf, embarrassed but somehow still capable of speech "Haha, yes funny, Zelda. Could you please help me out here?"

Wiping away a teardrop from behind her glasses, she catches her breath and tells me, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry Ahab. it's not everyday a half-naked hunk falls from the sky. I don't remember if I have anything on me..." I see her lick her soft, rosy lips,"but I suspect the pair of boxers you're still technically wearing could help jog my memory..."

I look rapidly around the library, checking my surroundings for any onlookers or, things I could use to cover up, seeing neither, I swallow hard and hook both thumbs into the waistband of my ruined underwear, I take them all the way off and toss them over the shelf towards Zelda, blushing furiously as my penis meets the open air.

"Holy crap! Ahab, I was joking!" I hear the adorable librarian shout, laughing anew, "Oh my god, okay I should have something here for you..."

There is a brief rustling sound out of my sight line as she digs through what I assume is her purse, before Zelda suddenly rounds the corner, getting an eyeful of everything as I throw a hand over my dick just a second too late.

She gives a quick whistle and says "Woah." I can see her pitching a tent in her mini skirt as she hands me...