A book titled 'Passions of Xanxor'

I can see that Zelda is enjoying the show immensely as she hands me a little paperback sci-fi novel that's well worn and at least twenty years old, I snatch the book quickly from her delicate hand and cover up my exposed penis with it as she giggles at my nudity once again.

The small book is only barely large enough to obscure my flaccid cock from view and I flush deep red, realizing that if I got an erection like the librarian lady eating up the sight of my naked body did, anyone could clearly see my penis sticking out from behind the novella.

"Wow, does that leave anything to the imagination?" Zelda asks rhetorically, raising her blonde eyebrows above the frames of her round glasses.

I reel at the humiliating remark, but the excited bookworm only embarrasses me more when she walks past me to get another good eyeful of my completely bare ass.

She whistles a long, clean note and remarks, "Yep, just as I suspected, your naked butt looks even better up close."

I blush so red at her comments that I can barely think, but do my duty as a Good Samaritan and inform her, "Hey, uh, Zelda, it sure looks like you're happy to see me."

Her eyes go wide as saucers and she looks down at the tent in her skirt before shrieking, covering her crotch with both hands, and blushing, "What! you're naked and hot! And at least I'm still wearing clothing!"

We both turn our heads towards the entrance when we hear the sound of a doorknob turning. The door opens, making a loud creak, and we watch my sexy crush Ming Zhao walk inside! She's here with the skatergirl, George and calls out to me, "Ahab! Are you in here? We have a towel for you, and we promise we won't laugh too hard this time!"

Oh crap, what do I do?!?