Time for reflection

Josh stopped by a snack and ordered ice-creams for Trish and himself, then they sat on a bench to eat it. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that he was sitting on the bench and Trish was sitting on him, with his dick plunged deep into her vagina, and tried not to let her ice cream fall to the ground while bouncing up and down.

Her boyfriend, on the other hand, was enjoying it less than he should. He was looking at his OmniDevice, thinking about a few things he needed to change. He was a bit concerned about a few rules he had passed without thinking about the consequences. He especially didn't like the fact that the first guy crossing his path could play with his girlfriend as he wanted.

While looking at the cute ginger barrista he just bought ice creams to, or the classy brunette milf a few tables away, or this nice looking Asian girl hanging around, he also realised his rules about blond women way have been to restrictive.

He took his OmniDevice and decided to write a few more rules, but this time he took all his time to be sure not to do something he could regret later.

• Once they reach adulthood, all women no matter their hair color have to pass a test of sexyness. If they are sexy enough, they are forbidden from wearing clothes...

He thought about it and decided to add a few exceptions.

• ... aside from sexy lingerie which they can wear only for weddings and sexy time, or because of bad weather or sanitary reasons.
• Hats, shoes and jewelry aren't considered as clothes.
• Women dating or married to a man whose dick is over 9 inches are considered as his private properties. As such, they have to obey all his orders and can never have a bad opinion of him. They are also faithful to him and cannot be touched by another man without his consent.
• Men with a dick over 9 inches can date or marry as many women as they want without breaking any law. Their wives and girlfriends will never feel jealous or neglected and even tend to be sexually atracted to each other whatever their sexual orientation.
• When seduced by a man whose dick is over 9 inches, women are unable to think rationally about the way they will be treated and how they will have to behave if they accept their advances. They treat them like any other man, with the size of their dick as an incentive.
• The monthly check received by men with dicks over 9 inches is multiplied by the sum of their wives' and girlfriends' chest size. However, they never think about tricking the system to gain more money and only seduce girl when they find them actually attractive.

He then pressed enter...